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Not one peep about the meet up last evening. Anyone want to fill us in? Those of us who weren't there want details.

Charpa

Hic!

Splat!

Ouch!

SILENCE!

Aaaarrrrgh...

Got pork pie hat rash on me head...

Regards

Skoob.

Rest is recommended.

Well, thank goodness you got your fill of beer now cause I just wrote a piece about the price of a pint going up 40%!!!!!

I can't believe there isn't one good story coming out of the lot of you. What a disappointment.

Charpa - give it time dear.

It's not easy writing funnies with pork pie hat rash.

Regards

Skoob.

ok. Just remember to wash your hands good after applying a soothing salve.

Just found a gap in me diary...

Friday 13th:
Got to the underground.. About 9.45 a.m

Then boarded District Line train en route for Waterloo..

These are facts. It says so.

Next entry says..

Got back safe at 11.30p.m

No sign of blood!

Can still walk..

So what happened in between?

Anything interesting?

And how come by bra was undone?

That must have been Lennie at the station.

You were in one piece when I left you.

I saw you fighting with the ticket barrier at the station.

Then me train left...

Regards

Skoob

Lennie undid my bra?

Who's Lennie?

And why didn't Lynton Stop him?

Or was Lynton in on it?

Men!

I'm bringing the wife next time.

She won't put up with any hat related false moustache pirate statue shenanigans.

She's ordered me a black fedora now.

So I can be one of the "in crowd."

Regards

Skoob.

I'm sure I've been meddled with..

Who was that Dwarf American with lights in his eyes?

In the Eclipse?

Dunno.

He was from San Francisco.

Maybe he stowed away in Morsie's luggage.

Who was that mad Scottish bloke with the sticks?

Regards

Skoob.

Wasn't he with you?

Ooops..

Back in thirty...

A Big Texas Howdy To Two Fine British Gents Skoob and Colonel Juan,

I swear you two fellas have got me laughing outloud ya does.

And let me say that the both of ya need to put out a story detailing your fine get together.

You have the material with the hat, the bra, the diary gap, the fight with the ticket barrier, the Scottish bloke with the sticks, the dwarf American, and I'm sure the dozens and dozens of other things you can each come up with.

My goodness gents - you do have the makings of an excellent story or stories.

And Colonel Juan, I truly liked your line "I'm sure I've been meddled with." That is one of the funniest lines I have read in quite some time.

I look forward to reading an article from each of you about your meeting. I can just imagine what you two master English storytellers can do with that premise.

Hasta Laughing Out Loud,
Abel

Very kind of you to say that my esteemed Texan amigo.

I'll spill the beans if CJ and Lynton do.

Apparently Captain Morse is all at sea right now.

I wonder where CJ went?

Probably off to buy a new bra and another false moustache.

The wife bought me a fedora today.

Hope I don't turn into a Thespian...

Regards

Skoob.

Sorry about that..

Back now..

But not for long...

Off to bed.. ALONE..

Mmmmm... something you can't put yer finger on..

Someone definitely unlocked my bra..

And something else.. unmentionable..

A person or persons unknown fiddled with things last night...

On British Rail property..

Need a report from Lynton...

and a full medical...

More revelations tomorrow...

Honest?

Where've you been anyway?

Oh, never mind. Me hat rash is playing me up.

Regards

Skoob.

This thread only confirms what the world already knows (and they call me the local LOONY)

BTW Skoob, see you at the Running Horses soon!

Where am I?

What's the time?

Just about half past dead CJ

See you at Sadler's Wells on September 3rd for 'Shoes'?

It looks brilliant.

"32 Musical numbers

Over 250 pairs of shoes

12 of the West End's hottest dancers

4 incredible singers and a live band"

That's what it says in the paper anyway.

Regards

Skoob.

Hi Skoobie..

Not well today..

Must be something I ate on Friday..

Sort of tired feeling.. and heady..

Gets worse..

Bloody Americans comin' to dinner..

All the way from Chicago..

Must write Winchester report..

Are the others in?

Mine is.

Come on mate, chin up and all that.

Can't have you letting the side down.

Hair of the dog - that'll sort it.

Works for me.

Regards

Skoob.

Can't have woman to woman gossip with you Skoob..

Need to chat to Charpa..

Or Lady G..

Boobs are still sore..

Someone definitely fiddled with them..