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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 9 Aug 10 18:08
I see you lurking over there in the corner.
Why don't you pop in for a cup of tea and some biscuits?
It's been a while.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 11 Aug 10 17:30
In Seine?

This is your last call before this thread evaporates.

Your friend,


Methuselah Bamboozla



Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 14 Aug 10 10:49 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 14 Aug 10 10:49
Save the thread IN SEINE....

(stepping in to assist......after 3 weeks away!)

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 14 Aug 10 14:00
IN SEINE
IN SEINE
IN SEINE
IN SEINE
IN SEINE
IN SEINE
IN SEINE
IN SEINE
IN SEINE
IN SEINE


What more do you want from me?

Blood?
From a stone?

A chocolate Digestive?

One of those new Milky Bars with biscuit and raisins?

Say it and it will be done (well, I'll give it a try, at least).


Yours,

The Bad Samaritan




Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 14 Aug 10 14:16
Well, if you're going to be like that....

I'm sorry, IN SEINE, but you've driven me to this:

Sade.
Boring bitch.
Hated her music. Why was she so popular? Why?
All those record sales and she was just doing the kind of crappy lounge music you'd hear in an elevator.

Respected, yes. But as dull as the windscreen on an Icelandic car.

(Insert long pause here)


This evaporation is taking its time.
Longer than usual.
Would I have time to go to the toilet?





 
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