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Cal Jennings
Super Cal Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I just went through a pacemaker surgery then a triple bypass surgery that would have been a quadruple if they had been able to reach the fourth artery. Cardiac enzymes did not show up in the blood work which proves that you really can die of a broken heart. It also proves that I'm a son of God somehow, but I haven't really worked through that part of it.
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Glad you're among the living. It's been a year and a half since I went through a quintuple (5) bypass and a harrowing near death experience myself. Ain't modern medicine amazing?
Bestof luck in your recovery. Charpa |
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
P.S. I'm almost due west of you in Round Rock.
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Cal Jennings
Super Cal Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My sister lived in Round Rock and returns there often to visit friends and her husband's relatives. |
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Cal Jennings
Super Cal Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Wow, a quintuple, eh? I'll let you know how amazing modern surgery is in a couple years. haha Cal-el |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well done and good health to both!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
To all of you guys and girls who have such health problems I wish you all a future without such problems!
My thoughts go out to all of you and hope you all have ultimate success on your roads to recovery, Jaggedone |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cal/Charpa:
Live Long and Prosper (Mr. Spock). |
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thanks y'all. I think we both got this one licked.
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
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Cal's talking about his sister again. Watch out folks. |
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