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Cal Jennings
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Location: Magnolia, TX, USA
Registered: 15 Apr 07

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Posted: 4 Aug 10 00:26
I just went through a pacemaker surgery then a triple bypass surgery that would have been a quadruple if they had been able to reach the fourth artery. Cardiac enzymes did not show up in the blood work which proves that you really can die of a broken heart. It also proves that I'm a son of God somehow, but I haven't really worked through that part of it.


Charpa93
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Posted: 4 Aug 10 03:29 - Edited By: Charpa93, 4 Aug 10 05:14
Glad you're among the living. It's been a year and a half since I went through a quintuple (5) bypass and a harrowing near death experience myself. Ain't modern medicine amazing?

Bestof luck in your recovery.

Charpa

Charpa93
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Posted: 4 Aug 10 03:32
P.S. I'm almost due west of you in Round Rock.

Cal Jennings
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Posted: 4 Aug 10 07:08

Quote: Charpa93

P.S. I'm almost due west of you in Round Rock.


My sister lived in Round Rock and returns there often to visit friends and her husband's relatives.


Cal Jennings
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Posted: 4 Aug 10 07:11

Quote: Charpa93

Ain't modern medicine amazing?

Bestof luck in your recovery.

Charpa


Wow, a quintuple, eh? I'll let you know how amazing modern surgery is in a couple years. haha

Cal-el


Erskin Quint
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Posted: 4 Aug 10 19:29
Well done and good health to both!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Aug 10 19:46
To all of you guys and girls who have such health problems I wish you all a future without such problems!

My thoughts go out to all of you and hope you all have ultimate success on your roads to recovery, Jaggedone

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 4 Aug 10 21:23 - Edited By: Philbert of Macadamia, 4 Aug 10 21:24
Cal/Charpa:

Live Long and Prosper (Mr. Spock).

Charpa93
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Posted: 4 Aug 10 22:19
Thanks y'all. I think we both got this one licked.


Throckmorton Turdblossom
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Posted: 4 Aug 10 23:11

Quote: Cal Jennings

My sister lived in Round Rock and returns there often to visit friends and her husband's relatives.



Cal's talking about his sister again. Watch out folks.


 
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