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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
He was thought to be the oldest man in Tokyo - but when officials went to congratulate Sogen Kato on his 111th birthday, they uncovered mummified skeletal remains lying in his bed.
Mr Kato may have been dead for 30 years according to Japanese authorities. They grew suspicious when they went to honour Mr Kato at his address in Adachi ward, but his granddaughter told them he "doesn't want to see anybody" Tokyo's 'oldest man' had been dead for 30 years KInda Clouseau-ish! |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
I just can't believe it but just wanted to say HI from England until I can get back next month on a regular basis.
This is unbelievable...or is it? He must have 'ponged' a bit in the early days.... LG |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's a shame they went to check.
He could have been the oldest man to ever have lived in a few years. Iain |
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
So I guess the recent paternity suits against him will be dropped?
Also, I wonder who's been using his viagra and other prescription medications? |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Soon they'll be counting the ones in the cemetaries.
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