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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The priest gave the Host - considered by Christians to represent the body of Jesus Christ - to an Alsatian cross called Trapper.
St Peter's Anglican Church in Toronto has since been deluged complaints from Christians all over Canada. Donald Keith, the dog's owner, said he had taken his pet to the church because he had been told animals were welcome. Woof! Woof! HOPE it's not that poor mutt rogered in Pendennis Castle the other week! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As far as I'm aware, this breaks just about every Christian rule in the book.
Just sayin' Skoob. |
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Lynton
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"Corpus Christi, Look! No Hands!"
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Alsatian cross called Trapper.
Crapper? Tipper? |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Where's the Spoof chaplain when we need him? Fr Fergus still sloshed on yesterday's communion wine? |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid  Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Have a heart Skoob. This dog may have started out by attending Sunday School as a puppy. He may have been baptised. He may be a regular church goer, and he may have even been confirmed. If he HAS gone to all that trouble, then I think he's earned his communion. If he hasn't, well then he's just a fake and should be taken to the pound immediately. Amen.................. |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Should we be suprised now that there is ice cream for dogs.
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JohnWolf21
Writer  Location: Northern England Registered: 16 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Only the holyest of Alsations, lol
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