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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It was my birthday yesterday, and not one of you sent me a card or bought me a present!
Your a bunch of skinflint old hags with dew drop, dandruff and scuffolous of the nether regions. No.....dont try and apologise......I will not be handing out slices of birthday cake to you lot. Dont talk to me................... |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Happy birthday for next year.
There. I haven't missed the next one. |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I think Mark should send you a cherry pie.
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
The day that your mother squeezed you out doesn't count. According to your profile, your Spoof birthday is June 11th. That is the only birthday that is recognized here. Now, stop acting like a six week old and get back to work.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Okay, it's not a birthday card, but since it's not your birthday anymore, perhaps this is even more appropriate.
Happy 364/365 of the rest of the year. I'll bet nobody wished you that! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
So, do you mean to imply we test tube babies would be subject to this same rule? |
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