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victor nicholas
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victor nicholas

Location: Suwanee River
Registered: 20 Apr 08

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Posted: 24 Jul 10 21:57
Any cycling fans here?




Morse
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Posted: 24 Jul 10 22:06
No.

I wrote a story last year saying the FDA (Federal Drug Administration) was going to take it over as a testing ground for new performance enhancing drugs.
If one made it 'over the mountain' the drug was automatically approved.

The scandal, as far as I'm concerned, killed 'the sport.'

We have lots of week end riders around here....$800 worth of body clinging
'kit' and $3,000 bikes riding in packs on sunday morning clogging up the
roads all trying to be first to the end to shag Cheryl Crowe (In their Minds)

Bunch of skinny bastards, too!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 24 Jul 10 22:11
Can't say I'm a fan, but I'm a dab hand at falling off.

Skinny bastard too.

And a dwarf.

Regards

The Cook.

Morse
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Posted: 24 Jul 10 22:17

Quote: Skoob1999

Can't say I'm a fan, but I'm a dab hand at falling off.

Skinny bastard too.

And a dwarf.

Regards

The Cook.



...any new leads on the missing bicycle seat scandal on the Isle of Wight?



LisaPisa
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Posted: 25 Jul 10 13:07

Quote: victor nicholas

Any cycling fans here?


I like a good ride. Very tough sport and I don't blame anyone for taking drugs in the Tour. Nothing funnier than a good bicycle multiple crash on a mountain turn!


Throckmorton Turdblossom
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Posted: 25 Jul 10 13:51

Quote: LisaPisa

I like a good ride. Nothing funner!


Thats what Bargis always said about you, but I don't think he was talking about bicycles.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 Jul 10 11:35
mountain biking is more my thing especially at 2000 meters, 39 degrees and the high winds coming from the front

LisaPisa
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Posted: 26 Jul 10 18:11

Quote: Throckmorton Turdblossom


Quote: LisaPisa

I like a good ride. Nothing funner!


Thats what Bargis always said about you, but I don't think he was talking about bicycles.


Did he really say that? How queer.
I wonder what FUNNER is? A female runner, perhaps?

Mending a bicycle wheel is one of life's great pleasures/pains. There is something pleasurable abut the checking for the hole and the pumping but it is counter-balanced by trying to get on those finiky tyre patches.
You really become one with the bike. Much more than when changing a car tyre.


 
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