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Jimbo123
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Posted: 22 Jul 10 21:27
Due to the agreable weather and disagreable economic climate, I've taken to drinking 4.2% cider which works out as an attractive 35p a pint - providing you buy two litres at tesco or asda for £1.32

Allowing for 'head' and spillage this is close enough to 4 pints. I think I can put back 6-10 pints of this in hot weather but how long would it take to do 100? Or is it even possible?



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Posted: 22 Jul 10 21:34
After 20 pints you end up drowning.

And Sainsbury's 'Basics' 4.2% cider is only 86p per 2L bottle this week, special offer.

Lynton
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Posted: 22 Jul 10 22:11
The amount of water would probably kill you anyway.

the alcohol won't do you any good either because the lethal dose of alcohol = about 400mg/100ml blood
100 pints is about 50litre and thus equivalent to just over 2l of pure alcohol which is about equivalent to 3-4 bottles of pure spirit


Pissed and hot that's no good - stick to lemonade

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 22 Jul 10 22:22
What hot weather's that then?

Lynton
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Posted: 22 Jul 10 22:28

Quote: Erskin Quint

What hot weather's that then?


Of course Erskin, terrible weather in the NW bloody shame that

Under the knife tomorrow - back in a few days I hope - toodle pip

Skoob1999
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Posted: 22 Jul 10 22:35
EQ

Take a day trip to London, August 28th.

Be positively balmy.

Or even a bit barmy.

Think on.

Regards

Skoob.

Jimbo123
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Posted: 22 Jul 10 22:43

Quote: queen mudder

After 20 pints you end up drowning.

And Sainsbury's 'Basics' 4.2% cider is only 86p per 2L bottle this week, special offer.


That's good news although I'd like to remind readers that it is possible to get very drunk on 4% cider despite what my granny says.

She believes it is not possible to get drunk on beer or cider. Either she is wrong or the 1940s were more 'wired' than I thought.

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Posted: 22 Jul 10 23:21

Quote: Lynton


Quote: Erskin Quint

What hot weather's that then?


Of course Erskin, terrible weather in the NW bloody shame that

Under the knife tomorrow - back in a few days I hope - toodle pip



Lynton, keep the stones for a conversation piece...after your experience
you'll be calling them 'blood diamonds'...trust me.

Morse

victor nicholas
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Posted: 22 Jul 10 23:44
Some uni's used to have the 100 draft club.

Usually just two or three football linemen made the club.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 23 Jul 10 15:35
4.2% ? Must have 7 - 9 % beer. Just about £1 a pint...in Canada in cans....Carlsberg Special here..but don't know the price of it these days......

Landed in London this morning. Now In Leicester using sister-in-law's small lapton....frustrating as hell.

Left the heat behind us.

Take care Lynton...you should have the stones made into a bracelet or something LOL

LG I'll be trying some of that cider though.....





Lynton
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Posted: 24 Jul 10 16:52
Sent the stones for analysis apparently and believe it or not I'm out already prostate zapped, piddling razor blades, and the appointment for the rock in my kidney on the doormat this morning - who's complaining about the NHS?

The only time chaps that you need to worry about prostate exams is when the doc says 'look no hands!'.

Surprised to be out so quickly since most of my hospital experience has been a lot longer.


 
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