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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The cross-dressing man was caught with the animal in the dry moat of King Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle overlooking Falmouth Bay in Cornwall.
The 33-year-old mounted the pet after it chased him out of sight of its woman owner. Moat a trannie?? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oh bloody hell!
I expect I'll get blamed for this too!  Crazy story QM Regards Skoob. |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Remove the dragon's denn from the Castle and whaddyaget??
Penis Castle! |
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Lady Godiva
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Not much of a risk taker is he? I mean a DRY moat....
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A teetotal relative of Raoul Moat!
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Lynton
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"A police spokesman said: "Other agencies were liaised with and he was handed over to them". "
well would that be RSPCA? or what? Is there an agency specialised in dealing with dog shaggers? Bloody quangos - or is that spanish for dog shagger? They are probably not very busy. But animals can go bad heres a forty ton whale trying to hump a yacht the worst of it is its only its dick coming out of the water! |
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Lady Godiva
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LOL! I didn't click on the link coz I saw the picture online.
The person on board looks as cool as a cucumber...do you think the photo is 'real'? LG |
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Jimbo123
Writer  Location: London Registered: 28 May 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
btw - this is a true story as is the other one today about sign theft in Shittington.
I think about one person a week gets arrested for some kind of public perversion. They have a big problem in turkey with goats.. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It wouldn't happen on the Isle of Wight. Would it?
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JohnWolf21
Writer  Location: Northern England Registered: 16 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What an utterly bizarre story
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Lynton
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Not even with poultry eh Erskin? |
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