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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Jul 10 02:16 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 22 Jul 10 02:17
Good to see the Tigers' fans are 'in good voice' for the coming campaign...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-10672838

Skoob1999
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Posted: 22 Jul 10 11:50
Shameful.

If they want to fight they should join the army.

A damn good thrashing wouldn't do the buggers any harm.

Outraged

Skoob.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 22 Jul 10 12:00
Having a policeman 'brother'....I feel sorry for the police....mind you....what were the police thinking....'containing' them in a pub...of all places!!!

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Posted: 24 Jul 10 06:42 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 4 Oct 10 15:53

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Shameful.




Oh, I don't know, Skoob. Nothing wrong with a bit of Bingo, for consenting parties. Mind you, it was more of a 'gentleman's game' back in the old days. You knew where you stood. Then came the Stanley knives, and everything changed. 'Mobile phone meet-ups' and all that - it's just not the same anymore...

Don't kid yourself, Lady G. The coppers used to enjoy a game of Bingo. A chance to rid themselves of all their pent-up emotions.

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Posted: 24 Jul 10 14:12
Used to be pretty much 6 of one and half a dozen of the other as I recall.

I knew a bloke who joined up as a Special Constable purely so that he could get into a good ruck on matchdays.

Just sayin'

Skoob.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 24 Jul 10 19:50
Yes, they contained Leeds fans in a pub in Carlisle a couple of years ago. They redecorated it while they were there of course.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 25 Jul 10 01:58
We 'redecorated' a pub on the way to Rochdale once. The bandit also received some 'maintenance', as I recall.



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Posted: 4 Oct 10 15:54
I could have killed someone for a plate of fish, chips and mushy peas earlier tonight.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Oct 10 18:49
Fuck all apart from Daddies Sauce and a season ticket at the Stretford End

Skoob1999
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Posted: 4 Oct 10 19:25
Granada Reports, Corrie, and up to date newspapers.

Regards

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Posted: 5 Oct 10 01:31
I met at lady from York.

Was that just the women acting up?


Quote: Monkey Woods

Good to see the Tigers' fans are 'in good voice' for the coming campaign...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-10672838


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Posted: 5 Oct 10 15:01
Do you know what I love about England or about Britain if you would like.
It is the people.
They are a complete pain in the arse most of the time but they are my people.
I could raise the flag but I will not. I will leave that up to the Conservative Party, a right bunch of bastards.
How to be liked and influence people eh!
I am always undaunted, I have the bruises to prove it! Ha!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 5 Oct 10 15:31
God didn't make a mistake Inc

Wear the bruises with pride.

You've earned them.

Tell 'em I sent you.

Ha!

Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 6 Oct 10 15:30
Inc, no politics here, that arsehole may show his baby off again!

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Posted: 6 Oct 10 22:23

Quote: Skoob1999

God didn't make a mistake Inc

Wear the bruises with pride.

You've earned them.

Tell 'em I sent you.

Ha!

Skoob.



.....I like what Michael Caine did to the Zulus.....

I'm gonna miss him when he's gone.....


...and I miss Benny Hill.....

...and Inspector Morse....(I know he's still around)

...I don't miss Lucas Electrics....

...I used to miss the Oasis Bar & Grill...but it's back and I don't have to miss it.

...I missed Fergus's housewarming...and the roof ceremony when he put an evergreen tree up on the roof after dry-in.....

....I even miss the mouse in the pub on Tothill Street.....cute lil BASTARD!

...I miss the look on QM's face when Skoob walked into the pub!

.....screw this, I'm going for a drive down the beach....

top down, balls to the wall.....table 5 will have to wait....

Morsie


 
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