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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Good to see the Tigers' fans are 'in good voice' for the coming campaign...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-10672838 |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shameful.
If they want to fight they should join the army. A damn good thrashing wouldn't do the buggers any harm. Outraged Skoob. |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Having a policeman 'brother'....I feel sorry for the police....mind you....what were the police thinking....'containing' them in a pub...of all places!!!
LG |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oh, I don't know, Skoob. Nothing wrong with a bit of Bingo, for consenting parties. Mind you, it was more of a 'gentleman's game' back in the old days. You knew where you stood. Then came the Stanley knives, and everything changed. 'Mobile phone meet-ups' and all that - it's just not the same anymore... Don't kid yourself, Lady G. The coppers used to enjoy a game of Bingo. A chance to rid themselves of all their pent-up emotions. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Used to be pretty much 6 of one and half a dozen of the other as I recall.
I knew a bloke who joined up as a Special Constable purely so that he could get into a good ruck on matchdays. Just sayin' Skoob. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes, they contained Leeds fans in a pub in Carlisle a couple of years ago. They redecorated it while they were there of course.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
We 'redecorated' a pub on the way to Rochdale once. The bandit also received some 'maintenance', as I recall.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I could have killed someone for a plate of fish, chips and mushy peas earlier tonight.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Fuck all apart from Daddies Sauce and a season ticket at the Stretford End
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Granada Reports, Corrie, and up to date newspapers.
Regards Skoob. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I met at lady from York.
Was that just the women acting up?
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Do you know what I love about England or about Britain if you would like.
It is the people. They are a complete pain in the arse most of the time but they are my people. I could raise the flag but I will not. I will leave that up to the Conservative Party, a right bunch of bastards. How to be liked and influence people eh! I am always undaunted, I have the bruises to prove it! Ha! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
God didn't make a mistake Inc
Wear the bruises with pride. You've earned them. Tell 'em I sent you. Ha! Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Inc, no politics here, that arsehole may show his baby off again!
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Morse
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.....I like what Michael Caine did to the Zulus..... I'm gonna miss him when he's gone..... ...and I miss Benny Hill..... ...and Inspector Morse....(I know he's still around) ...I don't miss Lucas Electrics.... ...I used to miss the Oasis Bar & Grill...but it's back and I don't have to miss it. ...I missed Fergus's housewarming...and the roof ceremony when he put an evergreen tree up on the roof after dry-in..... ....I even miss the mouse in the pub on Tothill Street.....cute lil BASTARD! ...I miss the look on QM's face when Skoob walked into the pub! .....screw this, I'm going for a drive down the beach.... top down, balls to the wall.....table 5 will have to wait.... Morsie |
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