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queen mudder
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Posted: 16 Jul 10 13:30
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Posted: 16 Jul 10 14:23

Quote: queen mudder

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saw this a while back...all I can say is 'at least it's not a hole in the ground!"


Lady Godiva
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Posted: 16 Jul 10 14:35
That's totally 'off the wall'. I can't even think of a witty comment....What will they come up with next....glass walled 'toilet stalls' so that everyone and their mother can watch each other 'doing their business'???

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Posted: 16 Jul 10 14:52
I'd say it's time for another writing competition. This would be the perfect picture. Mark????

Lynton
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Posted: 16 Jul 10 21:49
There was another story the other day about installing 'Turkish' style toilets ie squat down ones in some place in the UK. The have them here in France and as I understand it the cafes that have them can't charge as much for a coffee as those with normal bogs. Can never get out of one with dry feet

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Posted: 16 Jul 10 21:56
They're called longdrops, Lynton. Throwback to the colonial days.
Absolute nightmare for those who like to use their mobiles at the same time.
At least a proper U-bend give you the chance of foraging around for the blasted Blackberry if it accidentally slips out of one's fingers.

About time we saw a return to the composting lav.

Lynton
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Posted: 16 Jul 10 22:24
Lady G will know what a Netty is.

All over the plumbing is different and requires acclimatization.

German bogs have a sort of shelf where the stool may be scrutinised before flushing

The aqualung-shaped cisterns in the froggy long-drops (there's a name for a Beatrix Potter story!) Seem to work at several atmospheres pressure

American hotel bogs flush so slow that you wonder whether they'll ever work anyway


In south America nobody seems to have gt used to a toilet seat - they take them off because they only get broken because people stand on them plus they put a bloody waste bin for used toilet paper

Do a crap in the jungle and you'll attract swarms of butterflies!!


In another thread they were talking about the 'good old days' that was the time we had an outside lavatory and had to break the ice in winter! Good old days... er....my arse!

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Posted: 18 Jul 10 11:50
Class QM, pure class!

What a great idea, how about having a mortuary resturant?



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