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queen mudder
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Posted: 14 Jul 10 16:02
A MAN who underwent a sex change has been barred from joining the police because rules say male cops must have "at least one functioning testicle".

Thomas Dahner was rejected in the final stage of his application after docs asked to see his particulars - and found none.

He had passed all physical tests and exams with ease but his bid to join the force hit the buffers when, during his medical examination, medics discovered his genitals were fakes

One ball minimum!


armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 14 Jul 10 16:50
Does that mean he wont be going to the policemans Ball?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 14 Jul 10 17:43
I can't believe this. What a stupid rule!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 14 Jul 10 18:00
Hitler and Mussolini only had one ball (together)

armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 14 Jul 10 19:34

Quote: Jaggedone

Hitler and Mussolini only had one ball (together)


And that was between them!

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 14 Jul 10 23:32
That is abso-bloody-lutely ridiculous.

What if a policeman had his 'testicles' shot off in the line of duty. Would he lose his job?

Makes one wonder!

Morse
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Posted: 15 Jul 10 00:20


Maybe Ed Balls could lend him one...btw: is an MP allowed to advertise?

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 15 Jul 10 13:17
It probably depends on WHAT he's advertising!

Lynton
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Posted: 15 Jul 10 13:24
If true it is ludicrous, and unfair and will probably net him/her a sack of compensation

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 15 Jul 10 13:38 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 15 Jul 10 13:39
I hope the man DOES get a pile of compesation. He can do his job just as well without his appendages. I'm assuming they have women police over there? There's your argument then! Well, end of discussion I mean.


Stupid rule!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 15 Jul 10 13:50
Why is it stupid and ridiculous?

I went to join the police once, and they turned me down because I'm only 4'11"

Why should this individual get special treatment?

It isn't fair on the criminals. It's deceitful. Some cornered crook might have tried to kick him/her in the bollocks, and it wouldn't have the desired effect.

That would just be cheating.

Regards

Skoob.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 15 Jul 10 17:02 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 15 Jul 10 17:04
You'd 'get in now' being 4' 11" but your age might be a problem....You'd have a case for discrimination though.

One-legged Asian women, with 'dwarfism'(even those over 65) who were born as men and have very low IQ's and BO, can get jobs anywhere these days.

It's called 'inclusiveness'! That is the 'buzz' word lately.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 15 Jul 10 17:40
Age a problem?

I'm not that old!

Curious to know how you know I have a low IQ and BO though.

Nah, don't answer that.

Regards

The old smelly thick midget.

Lynton
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Posted: 15 Jul 10 21:10
This reminds me of a sketch

OLTF

Skoob1999
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Posted: 16 Jul 10 13:42
Nice clip.

Regards

Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 16 Jul 10 14:22

Quote: Skoob1999

Nice clip.

Regards

Skoob.


Skoob, have you considered being a meter maid?

I also think they should let you carry your gun....the caliber is so small if it
went off inadvertently probably no one would be hurt...at least that's what
Frankie confided in me.....

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 16 Jul 10 14:43
Great clip!

Wow, seeing all those others in the background made me realize I hadn't really taken any notice of most of them at the time....well...not until much later actually, Dawn French, Robbie Coltrane etc. etc.

Thanks!

Lady G.


 
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