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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A MAN who underwent a sex change has been barred from joining the police because rules say male cops must have "at least one functioning testicle".
Thomas Dahner was rejected in the final stage of his application after docs asked to see his particulars - and found none. He had passed all physical tests and exams with ease but his bid to join the force hit the buffers when, during his medical examination, medics discovered his genitals were fakes One ball minimum! |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Does that mean he wont be going to the policemans Ball?
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Jesus Budda
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I can't believe this. What a stupid rule!
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Jaggedone
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Hitler and Mussolini only had one ball (together)
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
And that was between them! |
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Lady Godiva
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That is abso-bloody-lutely ridiculous.
What if a policeman had his 'testicles' shot off in the line of duty. Would he lose his job? Makes one wonder! |
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Morse
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Maybe Ed Balls could lend him one...btw: is an MP allowed to advertise? |
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Lady Godiva
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It probably depends on WHAT he's advertising!
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Lynton
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If true it is ludicrous, and unfair and will probably net him/her a sack of compensation
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Lady Godiva
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I hope the man DOES get a pile of compesation. He can do his job just as well without his appendages. I'm assuming they have women police over there? There's your argument then! Well, end of discussion I mean.
Stupid rule! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Why is it stupid and ridiculous?
I went to join the police once, and they turned me down because I'm only 4'11" Why should this individual get special treatment? It isn't fair on the criminals. It's deceitful. Some cornered crook might have tried to kick him/her in the bollocks, and it wouldn't have the desired effect. That would just be cheating. Regards Skoob. |
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Lady Godiva
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You'd 'get in now' being 4' 11" but your age might be a problem....You'd have a case for discrimination though.
One-legged Asian women, with 'dwarfism'(even those over 65) who were born as men and have very low IQ's and BO, can get jobs anywhere these days. It's called 'inclusiveness'! That is the 'buzz' word lately. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Age a problem?
I'm not that old! Curious to know how you know I have a low IQ and BO though. Nah, don't answer that. ![]() Regards The old smelly thick midget. |
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Lynton
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nice clip.
Regards Skoob. |
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Morse
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Skoob, have you considered being a meter maid? I also think they should let you carry your gun....the caliber is so small if it went off inadvertently probably no one would be hurt...at least that's what Frankie confided in me..... |
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Lady Godiva
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Great clip!
Wow, seeing all those others in the background made me realize I hadn't really taken any notice of most of them at the time....well...not until much later actually, Dawn French, Robbie Coltrane etc. etc. Thanks! Lady G. |
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