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What will the Lone Ranger do if he gets married?

Q: Lone Ranger Sell Silver (his horse) 12% Adopt Tonto (Indian companion) 37% Move to Arizona 0% Buy a Dog 25% None of the Above 25% There have been 8 responses to this poll

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

What will the Lone Ranger do if he gets married?

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POM, I think he wouldn't adopt Tonto, he'd marry him, especially if he was Argentinian

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

What will the Lone Ranger do if he gets married?

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POM, I think he wouldn't adopt Tonto, he'd marry him, especially if he was Argentinian

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JO: Good answer.

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

What will the Lone Ranger do if he gets married?

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A parallel joke:

Lone Ranger and Tonto out on the dusty trail trying to find the trail of the bad guys. Tonto jumps off his horse and puts his ear to the ground to listen. He then holds out his arm and says "Hmmm. Buffalo come". The Lone Ranger looks around the plains and sees nothing, firing back to Tonto, "Are you losing your tracking skills? There aren't any Buffalo for 50 miles around". Tonto holds his arm out again as far up in the air as he can and replies, "No you stupid masked man, Buffalo come. My damn ear is stuck to the ground".

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

What will the Lone Ranger do if he gets married?

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POM, I think he wouldn't adopt Tonto, he'd marry him, especially if he was Argentinian

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JO: Good answer.

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Gracias Philibert I hope you are not old enought to remember him, I am, in fact we booed the baddies at Saturday morning flicks, Jesus I'm fucking ancient!!!!!!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

What will the Lone Ranger do if he gets married?

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POM, I think he wouldn't adopt Tonto, he'd marry him, especially if he was Argentinian

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JO: Good answer.

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Gracias Philibert I hope you are not old enought to remember him, I am, in fact we booed the baddies at Saturday morning flicks, Jesus I'm fucking ancient!!!!!!

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JO: Me Too!

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Quote: P.M. Wortham

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

What will the Lone Ranger do if he gets married?

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A parallel joke:

Lone Ranger and Tonto out on the dusty trail trying to find the trail of the bad guys. Tonto jumps off his horse and puts his ear to the ground to listen. He then holds out his arm and says "Hmmm. Buffalo come". The Lone Ranger looks around the plains and sees nothing, firing back to Tonto, "Are you losing your tracking skills? There aren't any Buffalo for 50 miles around". Tonto holds his arm out again as far up in the air as he can and replies, "No you stupid masked man, Buffalo come. My damn ear is stuck to the ground".

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PMW:

Another old joke:

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by 1000 hostile Red Indians. The Lone Ranger says "Tonto what do we do now?" Tonto says" what's this we, paleface?"

After the Lone Ranger and Tonto had parted ways, the Lone Ranger was curious as to why Tonto had always referred to him as Keemosabi. He asked his new bride (who was half 'indian') and she answered,

" Well dear....I hate to tell you this, but it means 'Shitface' "


Lady G.

I saw a cartoon once The Lone Ranger was on his horse and Tonto was with his ear to the ground. In the backgroud was a sign saying Los Angeles 50 miles

Lone Ranger - What can you hear Tonto?

Tonto - Proctologists thousands of proctologists!

form a partnership with Tonto to so he could get an affirmative action
loan and then open a gambling casino in Bordello Falls where
he WOULDN'T hire any of the locals....he'd also get a pack of dogs, preferably
pit bulls or attack trained Dobbies.

POM, Are you sure they are not gay? In every film, no matter what the situation, they were always clean and always well dressed.



Love

Arm

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

POM, Are you sure they are not gay? In every film, no matter what the situation, they were always clean and always well dressed.



Love

Arm

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...silly question...notice the Ascot the white guy always wore......
and the Michelle Phillips headband worn by Tonto...nice role play!

I think you may be right Arm (right Arm - as opposed to left Arm..I ....I...)

I was going to say when I so rudely interrupted myself...
The Lone Ranger must have been gay. He was embarassed to be seen with Tonto...that's why he always wore that stupid mask.

Anyway..why WAS he called the 'Lone' Ranger when he was always with Tonto?

Lady G.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

I think you may be right Arm (right Arm - as opposed to left Arm..I ....I...)

I was going to say when I so rudely interrupted myself...
The Lone Ranger must have been gay. He was embarassed to be seen with Tonto...that's why he always wore that stupid mask.

Anyway..why WAS he called the 'Lone' Ranger when he was always with Tonto?

Lady G.

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LG.

Tonto sometimes says "Was machst du Kimosabe?"

See Wikepedia for the made up movie legend of the Lone Ranger.

Why would he ask the Lone Ranger what he was doing when he could see what he was doing. Or was Tonto blind???

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Why would he ask the Lone Ranger what he was doing when he could see what he was doing. Or was Tonto blind???

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LG.

To find out if the Lone Ranger is Gay, as has been suggested!

Okay! Okay! So I've never done a POLL here before. Give me a break guys...I'm new here and need lots of help....

I get it now! So I voted...and may just be starting a poll of my own now that I know what's going on .

So...be on your toes my 'friends'....Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Lynton's got his keys (on his keyboard) around my fingers......Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!

Lone Ranger: "Tonto, what do you think"?

Tonto: "Maaany Buffeloooo paaaass diisss waaaay"

Lone Ranger: "Tonto, why do you speak this way"?

Tonto: "Beeecausseee yooooou arrre stannnding ooonnn myyyy fffoottt"!

Lone Ranger: Why do you talk in that strange accent?

Tonto: Because the bloody producers told me to.