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Philbert of Macadamia
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Philbert of Macadamia

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Posted: 6 Jul 10 23:40 - Edited By: Philbert of Macadamia, 6 Jul 10 23:50
The Queen was on this side of the pond today. She placed a wreath at the World Trade Center site and spoke at the UN in New York. She is leaving tonight for the UK.

Here's to the Queen.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 7 Jul 10 16:50
To the Queen!

She's been to Canada too but she didn't call me, so I thought, 'what the heck, maybe next time'.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 7 Jul 10 17:22
Jesus fucking Christ.....why doesn't that old windbag just die?
Her and the whole lot of her lot.

Pricks.



Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 7 Jul 10 17:57

Quote: Jesus Budda

Jesus fucking Christ.....why doesn't that old windbag just die?
Her and the whole lot of her lot.

Pricks.



JB:

I say old chap, I gather she is not one of your favourites?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 7 Jul 10 18:01
She's alright.

When she's dead that is. The old cow.

Beat me up on the way home from school once.
Old bitch.
Her and that handbag are a menace to society.



Erskin Quint
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Posted: 7 Jul 10 19:38
I think he means a different Queen.

My favourite is the Queen of Puddings. Not into the royalty, but it's better than having people in charge who seriously want to rule the world, like Hitler.

Also, imagine if any of our politicians had real power. No, don't. The Royal panto is better, I think.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 7 Jul 10 21:11
Queens can be quite cute. Especially the ones I know in Toronto.

Colonel Juan
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Posted: 8 Jul 10 15:35


I like our Queen.

I actually saw her once. But we're not close..

I also like her daughter, Princess Anne..

A lady with real bollocks I believe..

She'd have done well in Thailand..









Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 8 Jul 10 16:01

Quote: Jesus Budda

Jesus fucking Christ.....why doesn't that old windbag just die?
Her and the whole lot of her lot.

Pricks.


A combination of immense wealth and round-the-clock attention means that royals live far longer than their dodgy in-bred genes would normally allow...

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 8 Jul 10 17:18
Jimbo.
Been a while since I've seen your face around here.
But you turned up just in the nick of time to share your thoughts so generously.

Royalty, politicians, people in suits, people who were 'clothes'....Bastards the lot of 'em.

Shoot them all, I say.

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 8 Jul 10 19:02
Yeah I've had writer's block, which aint fun for me in my job as a plumber...

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 8 Jul 10 19:41
Glad you got the block fixed.

I saw the Queen in Middlesbrough when I was five. I waved my little paper Union Jack. I dont think she saw me though. That would be the year of her Coronation I do believe. Maybe I got the year wrong....why would she bother with Middlesbrough anyway - I ask myself.


 
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