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Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

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Posted: 5 Jul 10 16:22
Here in the UK, two toddlers have been killed by automatic gates in the last seven days.

Whose fucking bright idea was that then?

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Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 16:55

Quote: Skoob1999

Here in the UK, two toddlers have been killed by automatic gates in the last seven days.

Whose fucking bright idea was that then?

Regards

Skoob.


can't believe they didn't have a kick off like garage door openers with a light beam....sure don't make sense to me!

Lynton
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Posted: 5 Jul 10 22:14
Probably the same people who leave french windows open so foxes can get in to mutilate their kids

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Posted: 6 Jul 10 10:21

Quote: Lynton

Probably the same people who leave french windows open so foxes can get in to mutilate their kids



...can't those folks afford screens....? Keep the bugs, bats and foxes out wouldn't it? (Sort OF)

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 6 Jul 10 14:30
They don't have 'screens' in England. I've never seen any. Great invention and I don't know why it hasn't caught on 'over 'ome with all the flies and bleeding wasps coming in the windows and doors.

If someone starts making them and selling them, they be millionaires in no time. I'm too bloody lazy to give it a go myself.

Lynton
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Posted: 6 Jul 10 20:26
There are some neighbourhoods where Iron bars are more appropriate and on some estates they find that it is better with no screens because it allows the flies to get out of the houses!

Charpa93
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Posted: 6 Jul 10 20:35

Quote: Lynton

There are some neighbourhoods where Iron bars are more appropriate and on some estates they find that it is better with no screens because it allows the flies to get out of the houses!


That's what fly swatters are for.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 8 Jul 10 19:46
I was visiting my mam in Middlesbrough and it showed on telly a village where people moved OUT of their houses because flies overtook the village. This is true. It was a few years back mind.

I am too lazy to bother swatting the buggers. My husband has a shotgun but it makes big holes in the wall when I shoot a fly, so he has told be to stop.

In fact, he has hidden the cartidges from me.


 
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