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Male fish in Mexico sports sexy 'moustache'

Male molly fish in Mexico wear a moustache that makes them appear more sexy to females.

As well as being visually-attractive, the moustache may be used to rub the female fish's genitals, exciting them.

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This has gotta be a joke, right?

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Quote: Mark Lowton

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Male fish in Mexico sports sexy 'moustache'

Male molly fish in Mexico wear a moustache that makes them appear more sexy to females.

As well as being visually-attractive, the moustache may be used to rub the female fish's genitals, exciting them.

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This has gotta be a joke, right?

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...try it and see...you Brits are really behind the times.....

you need a few guys with mustaches on that team of yours....!

Us more hairy types Mark know all this to be true for humans as well as the Mollyfish. Grow yourself a tache and tickle the missus in the right place and you'll never have another argument ever.

Yes indeed, the Molly fish, or Mollistosh Fishunchipus as it is known to us Piscatorial types. Comes from the Vaginus Primus area of Mexico, in the very heart of the jungles of Africa. It can be seen at low tide, stroking its tash, whilst making noises that are similar to "Well hello darling" and "Thats a nice pair".
This fish is an endangered species, that should only be eaten on shrove tuesday with a bucket on your head.