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victor nicholas
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Posted: 27 Jun 10 20:27
Not a spoof.

http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com/uk/Brussels-to-outlaw-eggs-by.6386413.jp

Morse
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Posted: 27 Jun 10 20:30

Quote: victor nicholas

Not a spoof.

http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com/uk/Brussels-to-outlaw-eggs-by.6386413.jp


Doc: covered it this morning....simply amazing!

PS: was that you in Toronto with the Black Burqa and the 5 gallon gas can?

"Brussels Sprouts 175 Pages of New Edicts On Food Labeling to Cost UK "Millions!"

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victor nicholas
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Posted: 27 Jun 10 20:40
Wasn't me with the gas can unles I was fishing.

Didn't Pontiac make a G8 at one time?



Morse
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Posted: 27 Jun 10 21:14

Quote: victor nicholas

Wasn't me with the gas can unles I was fishing.

Didn't Pontiac make a G8 at one time?



....yup...not destined to be a classic neither.

catch much?

Lynton
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Posted: 27 Jun 10 21:27
No not a spoof and not actually true either - eggs come in sixes and twelves in France and sometimes in packs of four when ready packed so there isn't actually a regulation that deals with quantities. Since you can buy eggs singly anyway all the shop has to do is supply appropriately sized boxes next to the egg pile. There could be no regulation concerning the size of the boxes provided.

Same with banana curvature - complete bollocks made up by the press.

Morse
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Posted: 27 Jun 10 23:10

Quote: Lynton

No not a spoof and not actually true either - eggs come in sixes and twelves in France and sometimes in packs of four when ready packed so there isn't actually a regulation that deals with quantities. Since you can buy eggs singly anyway all the shop has to do is supply appropriately sized boxes next to the egg pile. There could be no regulation concerning the size of the boxes provided.

Same with banana curvature - complete bollocks made up by the press.


...does that cover the Colonel's banana too?

Lynton
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Posted: 27 Jun 10 23:50
I thought Bargis made off with that!


 
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