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I ask you.

Remember that story a few weeks back about cops smashing a world cup match fixing scam targetting referees?

Bring back Pier Luigi Colina, I say.

Murdered.

Slaughtered.

Mugged.

Battered senseless.

Shite.

Regards

Skoob.

Ah, the goal that was disallowed.
Lets be honest, it wouldn't have changed a thing.

Whipped by a far superior team who know how to play football.

Well done Germany.
I love you, Klose. You know that and I know you read theSpoof.com.
Ozil and Podolski too. I kiss you.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Murdered.

Slaughtered.

Mugged.

Battered senseless.

Shite.

Regards

Skoob.

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Shite - I second that motion

As Angela Merkel Proclaimed to "call me Dave" today at the G20 summit, after the Blitzkreig had savaged his team,

"Terry no mhoarr, Lampard no mhoarr, Cole no mhoarr, Engerland no mhoarr"

courtesy of my mate in the Pitoddrie Bar, Aberdeen.

I'm tempted to sing along with that, NMC.

Regards

A somewhat deflated

Skoob.

Take heart skoob! It means now that we have no moreof that asty adrenalin to screw us up and spoil the beer. Just think of Ghana and smile.

Funnily enough Lynton, I said something very similar to the wife after the match today.

Something along the lines of - ah well, at least now we can relax and enjoy the football.

Sort of.

Regards

Skoob.

Bloody ridiculous. The whole thing.

And what a waste of all those England flags..... still the BNP might snap up any surplus and give them to Nick Griffin for his Buck Palace garden party debut.

QM

Do I detect a hint of cynicism creeping in there?

Most unusual.

Regards

Skoob.

Nah, just a bit sloshed and the heat/flies/mosquitos/full moon tonight are well out of order, considering.

Would you believe it he's done it before

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Ah, the goal that was disallowed.
Lets be honest, it wouldn't have changed a thing.

Whipped by a far superior team who know how to play football.

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You know I love you, Budda, but I have to take issue with your somewhat uneducated assertion that the disallowed 'goal', had it been allowed, "would not have changed anything".

First, it would have changed the scoreline; no matter what happpened thereafter, the scoreline could not have finished 4-1.

Second, I believe that, with England in the ascendancy:

a) Germany might have buckled, and fallen apart at the seams
b) England might have gone on to assert their dominance at that point
c) other changes out of the scope of my, or your, imagination might have occurred.

For example, a bird may have landed on Mueller's head as he was about to poke the third goal home, and he could, subsequently, have toe-poked it wide. Frank Lamp-post's tremendous shot could have crept just underneath the bar to give England the lead.

The whole game could have changed had the 'goal' been given. In fact, to say that 'it wouldn't have changed anything', is the purest speculation on your part, if you don't mind me saying so, and, even if you do, I have still said it, or rather, written it. I say that the goal being given would almost certainly have resulted in a different outcome - as mentioned above - and, quite possibly, might also have given England a way back into the game that they didn't really deserve, so shit was the defence. Indeed, was there a defence on the pitch?

I do have one question for you all, though:

Is John Terry finished?

Is John Terry finished?

Down the boozer this afternoon the local lads were singing 'Who do you think you are kidding Mr Hitler' just before the kickoff.

Maybe all that Wayne Bridge stuff got to him. But if he is 'our best defender', maybe we ought to start looking for some new defenders...

I hope Chile win.

Is John Terry finished?

Ask that Perroncel woman.

She'll probably give you a better answer.

And no matter what England may or may not have done - the Germans would have nailed them one way or another.

Back four? Midfield?

That was just embarrassing.

Red in the head.

Skoob.

There must have been something wrong with my TV receiver. I thought as much when I saw the interviews with fans on the BBC World Service. Those blokes at Glastonbury who were saying the same thing as Skoob. Mind you, those brand new shirts may well have been their 'first England shirts', and the 'match on the Big Screen' may have been their first experience of having gone to/watched a match.

Everyone is saying that it doesn't matter one way or another whether the ref gave the second 'goal', and that we would have lost anyway. I can't believe that opinion is the true one of any football fan who has seen a great comeback, or a game turn on its head during the last ten minutes (the Burton Albion v. Cheltenham game last season springs to mind - 6-5?)

England played their best football of the tournament last night, and despite the fact that they were TERRIBLE in defence in the first half, they were good going forward. The second half is notable for the two German breakaway goals, but that, I think, says it all: BREAKAWAY. England could have scored three or four times in the second half, and I don't think it would have been unrealistic to have thought that, if they'd scored one, they might have scored more. The 3rd and 4th goals were scored ONLY because we were down the other end trying to score a goal of our own, and the worst thing you can say about the defence in the second half, is that it was absent TRYING TO SCORE A GOAL.

In the three previous games, admittedly, they were very poor.

I now expect Capello to negotiate an early exit.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I'm tempted to sing along with that, NMC.

Regards

A somewhat deflated

Skoob.

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Skoob, I know that we Scots love to rubbish England but they did it all by themselves in South Africa.

I don't know the answer either. Sadly, Capello may be gone. That's a pity.

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Quote: Nae mair crap

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Quote: Skoob1999

I'm tempted to sing along with that, NMC.

Regards

A somewhat deflated

Skoob.

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Skoob, I know that we Scots love to rubbish England but they did it all by themselves in South Africa.

I don't know the answer either. Sadly, Capello may be gone. That's a pity.

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to plaigarise your name, CRAP, BIG FUCKING TIME, goal or no goal!

Hello, Monkey.

I accept your point. Particularly 'C'.
I liked 'C'.
'C' throws up all kind of possibilities, doesn't it?

Frank Lampard could have scored three times.
But he didn't.

Germany played FOOTBALL. England played HEAD THE BALL, or GIVE THE BALL AWAY AND SWEAT LIKE A FAT MAN FOOTBALL.

Gerrard and Lampard just don't work well together - pick one, just one and be done with it. Look at Spain - they have to decide who is going to be left out all the time and nobody whines about it.
Rooney was feeble.

Why was Emile Heskey brought on.
And Shaun Wright Phillips?
Why not old beanpole Peter Crouch?


I think it is a disgrace. Pringles will be furious at the state of affairs. Look at all the players they had in their ads: Crouch brought on as a sub once or twice; Anelka goes off in a huff; Fabregas the perennial sub and Dirk Kuyt? Well, at least Dirk gets to play, but God bless him, he is so ugly and has such crappy hair that its more out of pity than anything else.

He played well for Holland today though.

And while were on the topic of Pringles I would like to add that the have done something weird with the Sour Cream and Onion flavour ones. They are too spicy now. Just one or two of them makes me sick. Sick I tells ya!


PS: Come on, Chile!
Beat those cheating bastard Brazilians. I hate Fabiano and his snide little face. The bastard.

I'm with Budda!

He speaketh the truth.

Hello, Fergus.
Robben was good today. I like him because he's mad and skillful.
Great 2nd goal from Tevez last night. I hope that old Alex Ferguson fella was taking note of his stupidity in not signing that monkey man and instead going after that little Mexican chap who can barely head the ball.

Bring on the Vuvuzelas.

Tevez was great, Fergie must really hate him.

Anyway.
Fuck the Vuvuzela's!

€5 a month I send the Africans and they spend it on bloody trumpets!

I'm cancelling the direct debit.




Hope you are well,

Me.

I'm with Fergus on this.

We should start a 'Ban The Bloody Vuvuzela Trumpets' protest movement.

They make me want to kick the sodding telly in.

Regards

Skoob.

If Fergus is with me, and you are with Fergus....then why do I feel so alone?

I like the vuvulezals. I heard them first at the Confederations Cup last year so maybe I'm immune to them now.
Or deaf.

Come on Chile!
Come on Sanchez!
Score a goal!
Win the match!
Get rid of that Fabiano scumbag!
Hooray!

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Quote: Jesus Budda

If Fergus is with me, and you are with Fergus....then why do I feel so alone?

I like the vuvulezals. I heard them first at the Confederations Cup last year so maybe I'm immune to them now.
Or deaf.

Come on Chile!
Come on Sanchez!
Score a goal!
Win the match!
Get rid of that Fabiano scumbag!
Hooray!

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JB, you should apply for Linekers job, at least you make me laugh ooohh and as for England: Please refer to my quote about them being crap and that Barry boy has got such a fat arse it wobbled all the way behind the Turk or was he German, nevermind, England are out and I'm fucking glad, at least we can start watching some real footy!

Rooney, couldn't lick Messis bum even if he caught him, TOSSSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1