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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 24 Jun 10 22:54
A real news story (if you can believe it):

Mass. school district to provide free condoms to first graders

I'll be spoofing this in a few minutes.

Morse
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Posted: 24 Jun 10 23:22

Quote: Jalapenoman

A real news story (if you can believe it):

Mass. school district to provide free condoms to first graders

I'll be spoofing this in a few minutes.



Jman----this is Provincetown where you don't sit on a public toilet seat without the danger of getting Barney Frank disease....

was a great hang out made up of mostly Portugese fisherman with great restaurants and funky gallery places...also great 'chips' with malt vinegear.
Used to drive down in January on my BMW motorcycle for some portugese soup, home made bread and some nice Rose' wine....

but that was then....

Morse

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 25 Jun 10 00:11

Quote: Morse


Quote: Jalapenoman

A real news story (if you can believe it):

Mass. school district to provide free condoms to first graders

I'll be spoofing this in a few minutes.



Jman----this is Provincetown where you don't sit on a public toilet seat without the danger of getting Barney Frank disease....

was a great hang out made up of mostly Portugese fisherman with great restaurants and funky gallery places...also great 'chips' with malt vinegear.
Used to drive down in January on my BMW motorcycle for some portugese soup, home made bread and some nice Rose' wine....

but that was then....

Morse



JM:

Morse is correct! Once upon a time I lived outside Providence RI and used to go to Cape Cod MA.

Provincetown MA was gay before San Francisco CA. Yep Portugese soup, sea food and the Pilgrim Tower.

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 25 Jun 10 01:35

 
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