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Skoob,

Some ugly guy has taken away the flasher and substituted a photograph suitable for a US Post Office, or the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List.

Many of your friends have contacted me and are, even now, initiating an investigation into this fraud. We know you aren't as ugly as that.

MSR Francois Dubois, S.J., BFA, MS, PTSD

Frankie

I am as ugly as that. Sorry mate.

The wife hates it.

Says it makes me look sinister. I mean...sinister, moi? Never. I couldn't fit the long coat in and reach the button on the laptop at the same time.

I think I'll ask Mark to change it for the clean shaven version and a dafter hat.

Got to hide me baldy heed.

Cheers Mate

Skoob.

And what's with Bureau? I thought he was Rod Serling.

We're all going au naturelle AR.

That'll put the readers off.

I did think of sending a pic of my broken thumb in.

It's even uglier than the rest of me.

And I'm not really bald. I have too much hair. It attacks passers by and then I know it's time for a haircut.

Regards

Skoob.

Guys,

Believe me, those are my teeth in my Au Naturiel (sic) avatar.

I'd be more impressed Skoob, if yer whangslusterfeist was big enough to document. So would yer Missus!

Frankie

Did you ever try taking a picture on a laptop, with your pants down, and trying to hold a magnifying glass in a strategic position so it won't show on camera?

Well, I have.

And it doesn't work.

Viva la transplant!

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Frankie The J

Guys,

Believe me, those are my teeth in my Au Naturiel (sic) avatar.

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It's a cool picture.

I wrote a small spoof about reaction to Skoob changing his avatar, but either Mark decided it was too crappy to publish (and that takes some doing!) or else Mark had better things to do on a Friday night. Like, maybe, watch the World Cup game you all were griping about earlier? I don't keep track of sports very well. I have enough challenge keeping track of myself.

Anyway, folks, it's an impressive gallery of rogues you've assembled thus far.

And now I wake up to find out the article's been published.

Nothing like a good night's sleep to set things right.

My Rod Serling was beginning to remind me of "Howard Sprigg" on the old Andy Griffith Show.

So when Skoob came out of the Avatar closet, the wife took a pic right then so the old fart you see is me.

-Bureau

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Quote: Bureau

So when Skoob came out of the Avatar closet, the wife took a pic right then so the old fart you see is me.

-Bureau

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"And the winner of the Ernest Hemingway lookalike competition is........"

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

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Quote: Bureau

So when Skoob came out of the Avatar closet, the wife took a pic right then so the old fart you see is me.

-Bureau

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"And the winner of the Ernest Hemingway lookalike competition is........"

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THAT'S IT!!!!!



I knew I'd seen him somewhere before.

Don't know what all the fuss is about.

I've always had a picture of meslef as my avatar..........

Is that REALLY you Skoob?
For real?
Like, really FOR REAL?

I'd have never thought you looked like that.
I thought you were Frankie the J in a depressed mood.

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Quote: Bureau

So when Skoob came out of the Avatar closet, the wife took a pic right then so the old fart you see is me.

-Bureau

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"And the winner of the Ernest Hemingway lookalike competition is........"

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Hemingway couldn't write Snippets worth shit. That's why he killed himself.

On the other hand, I'm writing a sequel, "Maybe Dick!"

Skoob looks kinda like a skateboarding Ted Kazinsky.

Any Unibomber blood in you?

I've just woken and informed my papa (Colonel Juan) of the avatar changes..

He's appalled and dismayed..

Amongst his favourite avatars are/were

Queen Mudder; Katarina Frogpond; Morse; Skoob; Bureau..

He sends a message from his bed:-

To have lost one avatar could be regarded as a misfortune..

To lose two look more like carelessness..

He considers avatars too important to be trifled with..

Only fuc*ing homosexuals ever come out, he screamed.

So I passed him a fresh botle of Merlot..

BTW: I've heard tell of a man called Mr B Tryhol..

My Uncle Lynton said Mr Tyhol might have something that would interest me.. enormously..

Does anyone know his address..?

Thank you

Juanita Juan

Skoob looks like a wannabee Hells Angel, see you at the Running Horses in September, Harley an all!

I just went back to the original.

The wife goes mad when she sees that pic. I tell her - it could be worse, I could have sent one of you. I'll still go au naturelle, but the wife says I should send a nicer pic.

I keep telling her I can't help how I look, but she says I look quite nice when I'm asleep. She says the drool does something for her.

Oh I dunno.

Regards

Skoob.

Some things are just not meant to be trifled with.

Makes everything seem a little "off"

I don't think we needed to know about the drool.

Some things are meant to remain in the privacy of the marital bed.

Just sayin'.

Got the drool thing from Homer Simpson.

Me, I don't have bad habits.

At least not ones you'd care to hear about

LOL

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Got the drool thing from Homer Simpson.

Me, I don't have bad habits.

At least not ones you'd care to hear about

LOL

Skoob.

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Skoob, never change a winning team or Avatar?

You trying to tell me something here JO?

Regards

Skoob

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Quote: Skoob1999

You trying to tell me something here JO?

Regards

Skoob

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"more as we get it"

I rest me case yer honour!

Take the prisoner down.

Lock the key and throw the door away.

Judge Red.