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I blame Fabio Crapello.

Damned 4-4-2 was a straughtjacket tonight.

Bring back Joe Cole.

I dozed off for ten minutes after half time.

Very frustrating.

Should have stayed asleep.

Regards

Skoob.

Nice avatar!

Whatever happened to the menacing mackintosh??

Heard you Skoob

Sounded like a vuvuzela.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I dozed off for ten minutes after half time.

Very frustrating.

Should have stayed asleep.

Regards

Skoob.

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Sorry everyone - turns out it was my fault. If I hadn't been so negative after the first half we would have won according to my wife.

Oh deary deary me.

"I blame Fabio Crapello.

Damned 4-4-2 was a straughtjacket tonight.

Bring back Joe Cole".


Interesting tactic QM..

Why not Cheryl Cole rather than Joe..

Anyone but that lot..

Can't beat USA...

Can't beat Algeria

Time to pack..

At least the goalie was ok.


Cheryl doing a starkers streak might have raised the temperature a bit, Colonel. For God, England, Harry & St George.

Yup.. David James played a blinder!

Gerrard, Lampard, Rooney, Lennon.. ALL RUBBISH!

Time to pack the Yardleys and the tattoo polish..

re:
At least the goalie was ok.

Cheryl doing a starkers streak might have raised the temperature a bit, Colonel. For God, England, Harry & St George.


Harry would have enjoyed it

Where are you off to CJ?

GGGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Now I'm OFF ...

To the drinks cabinet..

see you anon...

Glad to see standards prevailing on this site.

Others might have said 'the fridge', or 'the offie' etc.

Nothing like a proper drinks cabinet to raise the profile and the alcohol/blood ratio.

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Quote: queen mudder

Glad to see standards prevailing on this site.

Others might have said 'the fridge', or 'the offie' etc.

Nothing like a proper drinks cabinet to raise the profile and the alcohol/blood ratio.

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QM - he's talking about the one in the back of his car

Thank God for that, Roy.

Don't have a car..

Whenever I need one I hire..

Otherwise a car would sit around getting rusty..

and being shat on by pigeons..

Anyway...You can't park in Chiswick.. or London..

And I can't drive after the sun goes down..

Obviously...

You've never been the Chiswick Volvo dealer have you, CJ? (That's volvo, not vulva of course, unless that's an acceptable new plural)

Only someone with your non-Spoof name is/was.

Me.. a second hand Swedish car dealer...

Love it..

When do I start?

Meanwhile.. I can't even spoof the football..

some things are just too painful..

and I only ever Spoof through love..

So...

Another Vagina story..

about bananas.. and the 1920s...

Bananas?

What's that all about?

Regards

Skoob.

Ever come across the song...

Yes! We Have No Bananas...

Don't know why..

It suddenly came into my head.

So I Googled it..

Very silly story...

I've roped in Lady Gaga to help me out ...

Might score 150... or 1000.. who knows...




who cares..

That's just weird.

Regards

Skoob.

Let's get back to English football, I haven't seen any yet

Does England play with a soccer bollox?

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Does England play with a soccer bollox?

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they are a load of BOLLOX

I don't really keep up with sports much anymore. What little I know about "American soccer," or football as some refer to it, is from the stories you guys publish here at the site.

The only thing I can think of to help me empathize with your situation is imagining a team of British "American football" players beating the Superbowl champs.

Do they even have American football in the U.K.?

I know Canada has some teams. My American Government teacher in 12th grade was also the football coach and a former lineman for the Toronto Argonauts!