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Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 11 Jun 10 18:33
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Posted: 11 Jun 10 18:41

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

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and here I thought you more of a Peruvian type of Guy....

didn't know you spoke German, either!


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Posted: 11 Jun 10 18:56
Ribery's looking good so far. And Forlan.

Better game so far than the opener.

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Posted: 11 Jun 10 20:29
And there's Anelka.

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Posted: 11 Jun 10 20:42

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And there's Anelka.


Doc, wasn't working on the uruguay canal one of your specialties
relating to gynecology? I know Mdm Piebottom said you did wonders
working on hers.......

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Posted: 11 Jun 10 20:50
Nothing to shout about today.

Two dull games played in a beehive.

It can only get better.

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Posted: 11 Jun 10 20:54

Quote: Skoob1999

Nothing to shout about today.

Two dull games played in a beehive.

It can only get better.

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Skoob



....or worse...let me know tomorrow if both teams survive.....

Morse

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Posted: 11 Jun 10 21:47
Ireland should have been there.

Not biased (okay, I am a bit) but there's no way Ireland would have played without passion, like the French did.

Would have been much better.

Thierry Henry my arse!

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Posted: 11 Jun 10 21:59

Quote: Skoob1999

Two dull games played in a beehive.

It can only get better.

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Skoob



I'll watch again tomorrow but if they let the fuckwits into the stadiums with those trumpets again and ruin another match I'll not watch another match.

I watch foootball for football, I like to hear the crowd and I like to hear the commentators, the commentary was drowned out almost completely in the France/Uruguay match.

Those friggin trumpets wouldn't be allowed into a European stadium, anyone attempting to smuggle them in to future matches should have them shoved as far up their arses as they can go, 2 fucking matches ruined by pricks that obviously have no interest in football.


If the South Africans think all that crap is endearing and will increase tourism revenue I think they've f****d up.

That concert they had the night before the opening ceremony was bullshit, every song had the same lyrics..

"Africa..Africa..Africa..Africa..Africa..

Chorus,
Africa.....Africa.....Africa....."

Yeah we bloody know!!!!!!

I'd rather visit North Korea.





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Posted: 11 Jun 10 22:08
Well said Fergus.

Bit of Roy and Robbie, the Keane twins and Big Jack wouldn't have gone amiss today.

Very disappointing.

I just bought a big fuck off 8'x5' George cross flag to put up outside.

The wife won't let me fly me United one.

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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 11 Jun 10 22:16






Again.. well said Fergus...

More than enough of Af-rick-AAAAAA...

Not to mention them horns...

We need to do USA 6-0 ..

just to wake things up..









Erskin Quint
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Posted: 11 Jun 10 22:34
Should have held it in North Korea. That would have been a laugh.

Colonel Juan
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Posted: 11 Jun 10 22:56



AND ANOTHER THING!!!

On and off - I must have watched ten minutes of last night's concert..

Black Eyed Peas, Kidko, Masekela etc etc..

It got me a' thinkin. Not too hard though..

I don't think them Peas and that Masekela were any worse or better than many..

But it was the production that got me going.. like angry...

Suppose a genius was singing a song. Or playing a cello.. Or whatever..

Would you really want to jump-cut every two seconds - from this angle to that..

from here to there.. from back to side and from front to back?????

Course not.

When a genius plays or sings, leave the audience to watch..

Don't fu*king interfere..

It's a modern trend this.. It's also crap TV!

The ONLY time to jump-cut non-stop in order to create a false impression of excitement..

is when someone talentless like Cheryl Cole's on stage..

Another fuc*king thing...

In sport (football tomorrow) I DON'T WANT shots of the fuc*ing crowd...

I know what a crowd looks like.. ALL crowds look the same..

They're boring..

I want to see the faces of the players. ALL the time.

No cutaways to a baying crowd!!!!

Fuc*ing sports producers..

Don't know nothing...

Sorry.. Just saying..

I'll be off to bed now..

Tatty bye..




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Posted: 11 Jun 10 23:06
A frican world cup.

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Posted: 11 Jun 10 23:33
Sky news have an odd sense of humour too, I dont know what it's like in England but on the ad breaks here we are bombarded with appeals for money for starving children in.... Guess where????

Africa.

Cut back to Sky and they bring us back live to a dancing troupe of the fattest women I've ever seen waggling their arses up and down like jack hammers.

2 billion spent on stadiums and 5 miles down the road their own people are living in shit under a piece of corrugated iron, every country has a degree of poverty and crime but from what I can see South Africa is a joke.

Chief clown is Archbishop Desmond Tutu dancing for the cameras like a performing bear whilst his flock die of hunger and disease within earshot of those fucking trumpets.


Africa needs a Mother Theresa not a showbiz junkie.




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Posted: 12 Jun 10 00:00
Fergus

Just read that out to the wife.

She said: "True"

I say remember Steve Biko and fat arses!

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Skoob.

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Posted: 12 Jun 10 04:34

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Nothing to shout about today.

Two dull games played in a beehive.




Skoob, I thought the first game was quite good.

My stepdad told me the other week that he thinks there will be 'a lot of trouble' at the World Cup. He said they've never forgiven us for Rorke's Drift.

I hope Honduras do well. I like their kit and the sound of their name. H-O-N-D-U-R-A-S Honduras! Honduras? Honduras Honduras Honduras HONDURAS. See what I mean?

I don't like France. They should be back in Paris now, or wherever. Cheats.

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Posted: 12 Jun 10 04:55
Monkey Woods,

I thought both games were shite. Even for purists. SA's goal was the only highlight.

Nuff said really.

Just gonna do a quick spoof then I'm off for a kip.

Too many bumblebees in that world cup for me.

Regards

Skoob.

Jess Mylocke
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Posted: 12 Jun 10 08:48
I like the trumpets. Better than a silent stadium.
Oh and at least the grounds are mostly full unlike the black holes (double entendre?) they had at the Confederations Cup last year.
Wish Africa would cut that begging bowl shit out.
And another thing, whats the deal with the weird sound thing they have going on when people are speaking into microphones? Sepp Blatter was heard speaking BEFORE he even opened his arse.
Same with Jacob Zuma and his shite speech.
And one more thing, I don't like the way Blatter is touching and shoving everyone around the place like he's an Emperor or something.
And the bastard didn't even say hello to the little mascot kids.


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Posted: 12 Jun 10 09:48


Fergus for the UN...we need someone who can kick ass!

Those leaders have bandrupted their countries and killed their own people
in the 10's of 1,000s.....

They're sitting on a wealth of rare materials and energy supplies and they use it
just to fuel their own pockets....

BTW: if they can sneak trumpets into that circus arena, what else they hidding
under their smocks......

Hope everyone makes it through.

Morse


 
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