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Authorities in Wenatchee, Washington, were surprised to find that the man had managed to sneak a cigarette lighter, cigarette papers, a bag of tobacco the size of a golf-ball, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a small baggie of what was thought to be marijuana, and an inch-long smoking pipe into jail by hiding them up himself.

'We were all wondering, "How do you put all that up there?" The tobacco was pretty impressive; it was a good ounce.'


SOUNDS like an average haul compared to some famous Brit cases - eg Duchess of York, Susan Boyle etc etc

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Quote: queen mudder

Authorities in Wenatchee, Washington, were surprised to find that the man had managed to sneak a cigarette lighter, cigarette papers, a bag of tobacco the size of a golf-ball, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a small baggie of what was thought to be marijuana, and an inch-long smoking pipe into jail by hiding them up himself.

'We were all wondering, "How do you put all that up there?" The tobacco was pretty impressive; it was a good ounce.'


SOUNDS like an average haul compared to some famous Brit cases - eg Duchess of York, Susan Boyle etc etc

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....seems to me he was a seasoned veteran who had done time before...
BTW: Washington State is about as liberal as Oregon....when they talk about large cavities they're talking Proctology, not Dentistry out that way.

give 'em 2 months and van der Sloot will appear in Guinness Book of World Records....

Thanks QM!

Van Der Sloot will easily beat that in a month or two.

Basketball, carriage clock, 50" Plasma screen TV with Sky Plus HD box, Ford Capri, Dallas cheerleaders and David Letterman's desk.

An old English red telephone box, the dining car off the Orient Express, a box of matches, two dozen duck eggs, 10 litres of White Lightning cider, a hockey stick, Winnie Mandela, four pairs of Naomi Campbell's shoes, James Corden's belly, Excalibur...etc.

Regards

Skoob.

Rosie O'Donnell is Van der Sloot's equal, surely!