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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A man is a poor creature compared to a woman.
Honore de Balzac |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"I'd like to say something negative about women. And I will! Just as soon as the wife takes her knee off my neck..."
Skoob1999 |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce." Mark Twain.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic."
Spike Milligan |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado  Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
25 Euro a square metre.
Free underlay. Fitting extra. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is that taxes in?
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Abel Rodriguez
Ready and Abel  Location: Here, There, and Everywhere Registered: 7 Jul 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A sign in my neighbor's garage reads:
The views expressed by the man of the house are not necessarily those of the management. Hasta La Biatch, Abel |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid  Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.
- Esther Dyson..................... |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Please just don't look at part of the glass, the part that is only less than half full."
George W. Bush 11/06/1991 |
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