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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
the masturbating contortionist who went down well?
He came into his own. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Erskin
There's an answer to that. Don't quite know what it is yet, but hopefully I'll find out. Regards Skoob. |
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Morse
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
EQ/Skoob:
"Flute in mouth disease!"
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Did you hear about the guy who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for a month. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Did you hear about the woman who drowned in a bowl of Muesli?
A strong currant pulled her under. |
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Amethyst Ryder
Dinosaur. Rrraaahr.  Location: Wherever I go, there I am. Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sounds like a load of shit to me.
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Lynton
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Cereal killer!
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Then there was the time I worked at the sewage plant.
I didn't really like it. I was just going through the motions. |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mork's Meat
- Tired of beating your meat - Bring it to Mork's I have his business card, I believe he is a butcher. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Then there was the flute factory. I blew that. I still say they fingered me though. I had to leave toot suite.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
EQ, an abused child? |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No thanks, I've already got one! |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JO
Suggest you keep it and raise it as your own. You seem like you would be a good father. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
VC, tried that, but the chains kept breaking |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Try putting them on the kid.
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Jaggedone
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back to your best VC, brilliant, laugh of the day! PS, do you remember that drummer and Miss Piggy's boyfriend? |
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