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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 3 Jun 10 01:31
Look at the first sentence. For me, I'd say: "What's new?"

I'd have done this, but nobody asked me, and now, after the story has been reported, it's already too late! Why didn't they ask me?

Mars500 story

It would've been better than 'teaching' these kids...

Skoob1999
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Posted: 3 Jun 10 02:03
Suppose it'd be okay with unlimited broadband, an offy and a decent shop.

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Lynton
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Posted: 4 Jun 10 09:22
My son has been in that state for the last ten years. I t is harmless but seems to encourage onset of puberty

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 4 Jun 10 21:23 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 4 Jun 10 21:28
this shouldn't be here!

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 4 Jun 10 21:28

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Sealed facility? Ah, but won't the seals become annoying after a while? They smell of fish and are constantly whining and barking.

Reminds me of the time I was the piano player at Madame Pompadour's on the Rue Des Haddocks Anciens. I slept in the attic. I had to share a hammock with a mulatto giant and a pockmarked lascar who played the jew's harp. We had to piss in a vase modelled on Frambois' Bust of Napoleon.

It was hell in there.

Q: why am I not putting this into a story?***
A: (a) because it's rubbish
(b)because I'm a useless cunt.

Hang on, I've never let (a) and (b) stop me before.......


PS ***Or, "why am I not putting this into a Tory?" as Norman Scott thought to himself when he was at it with Jeremy Thorpe.*******


PPSSPPPSSS *******Or, "You were, my dear boy, you were", as Lord Boothby said, dripping hot candle-wax onto a photograph of Reggie Kray. "And Norman, old thing, please knock before you enter me, next time!"

EQ


Erskin Quint
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Posted: 4 Jun 10 21:29
Help! I'm quoting myself before I've even said anything! I'm trapped in a virtual forum vortex!

victor nicholas
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Posted: 5 Jun 10 00:19
Mine as well Lynton, but not quite ten years.

Suspect World of Warcraft is behind it.


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My son has been in that state for the last ten years. I t is harmless but seems to encourage onset of puberty


victor nicholas
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Posted: 5 Jun 10 00:21
Erskin,

Thinking of playing this backwards while watching the Wizard of Oz.


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Sealed facility? Ah, but won't the seals become annoying after a while? They smell of fish and are constantly whining and barking.

Reminds me of the time I was the piano player at Madame Pompadour's on the Rue Des Haddocks Anciens. I slept in the attic. I had to share a hammock with a mulatto giant and a pockmarked lascar who played the jew's harp. We had to piss in a vase modelled on Frambois' Bust of Napoleon.

It was hell in there.

Q: why am I not putting this into a story?***
A: (a) because it's rubbish
(b)because I'm a useless cunt.

Hang on, I've never let (a) and (b) stop me before.......


PS ***Or, "why am I not putting this into a Tory?" as Norman Scott thought to himself when he was at it with Jeremy Thorpe.*******


PPSSPPPSSS *******Or, "You were, my dear boy, you were", as Lord Boothby said, dripping hot candle-wax onto a photograph of Reggie Kray. "And Norman, old thing, please knock before you enter me, next time!"

EQ



Erskin Quint
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Posted: 5 Jun 10 19:37
Victor, why not wait for the special edition CD, with me reading it backwards, especially produced for playing while watching the Wizard of Oz.

Well, one good reason not to wait is the fact that there won't actually be a special edition like that.

Such is life.


 
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