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Frankie The J
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Frankie The J

Location: Convent of the Queer, WV
Registered: 17 Jul 09

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Posted: 24 May 10 18:27
We ain't done this in a while, HiPoo I mean. Here are the rules:

Five sillybulls
Seven sillybulls
Five sillybulls

Must mention a season.

My brain will leak out
My itty-bitty penis,
In winter I fall.


Erskin Quint
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Registered: 15 Oct 07

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Posted: 24 May 10 21:28
Night: the dragon comes
Between my ears a cavern
Where I wander, lost.

Lynton
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Posted: 25 May 10 12:40
Autumn leaves fall now
Glistening in falling rain
I slip on my arse

P.M. Wortham
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Registered: 26 Jun 07

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Posted: 25 May 10 15:22 - Edited By: P.M. Wortham, 25 May 10 15:23
Two of my old favorites (from an old story):

mom's famous chili
pleasant smells waft through kitchen
dad's ass hair in flames

disappointing boy
sensitive, caring and kind
screws like my old priest



New Fodder:

pretty Gulf shoreline
glistening against the sun
my lobster tastes funny


pretty Ms. Lohan
independent and bubbly
nice ankle bracelet



oops, missed the Season rule, MY bad. Will try again

P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 25 May 10 15:25 - Edited By: P.M. Wortham, 25 May 10 15:31
the Gulf's Spring shoreline
glistening against the sun
my lobster tastes funny


pretty Ms. Lohan
Summer glazed, cute and bubbly
nice ankle bracelet


Arizona Fall
only the leaves cross borders
show me your papers


beautiful hedge fund
trimmed neatly for Winter gain
fund owner in jail

Skoob1999
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Posted: 25 May 10 15:51
Hot chips and gravy

Lovely in the winter time

Think I shall eat mine


Regards

Skoob

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Location: In a bunker under Tucson, AZ
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Posted: 25 May 10 16:27
B.P. CEO
Spring gushed a fucking disaster
Calgon take me away

Not totally 5-7-5 but others fudged it a bit too.

Amethyst Ryder
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Location: Wherever I go, there I am.
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Posted: 25 May 10 18:38
Memo from on high:
You're a valued team member.
Shit makes flowers grow.

Golden showers make
Spring flowers wilt from sterile
Praise. Oh happy days.


Lynton
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Posted: 25 May 10 22:10
Reach top of mountain
Get urgent need in the snow
They call that HiPoo

Government now calm
Coalescence of great minds
Same shit as always

Frankie The J
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Frankie The J

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Posted: 26 May 10 03:06 - Edited By: Frankie The J, 26 May 10 03:08
Without a doubt, this one made my balls shake! Today's winner, courtesy of P.M. Wortham:

mom's famous chili
pleasant smells waft through kitchen
dad's ass hair in flames


All of the HiPoos were fantastic! Even Skoob toed the line (mostly). No matter that some forgot the rules...We don need no stinking batches.

P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 26 May 10 13:20

Quote: Frankie The J

Without a doubt, this one made my balls shake! Today's winner, courtesy of P.M. Wortham:

mom's famous chili
pleasant smells waft through kitchen
dad's ass hair in flames


All of the HiPoos were fantastic! Even Skoob toed the line (mostly). No matter that some forgot the rules...We don need no stinking batches.



Thanks Frankie!

I missed the Seasonal requirement though, but this was a great topic... lets do it again.....

You Da Man



 
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