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victor nicholas
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Posted: 24 May 10 14:25
Man U fans?

Morse
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Posted: 24 May 10 17:34

Quote: victor nicholas

Man U fans?



DOA.


No future innit.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 24 May 10 19:10
They support Thaksin Shinawatra, who used to own Man City until he got deposed on corruption charges.

Those people aren't freedom fighters. Shinawatra pays them. And provides the shirts. Basically they're supporting a corrupt billionaire.

And any self-respecting United fan wears green and yellow these days.

I got this inside info down the massage parlour.

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Skoob

Jaggedone
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Posted: 25 May 10 19:03

Quote: Skoob1999

I got this inside info down the massage parlour.

Regards

Skoob


was you having a Thai Massage or just a quicky on the side?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 25 May 10 20:12
Bit of both actually JO...

Regards

Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 25 May 10 20:17

Quote: Skoob1999

Bit of both actually JO...

Regards

Skoob.


you lucky bastard (sorry wrong thread)

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 26 May 10 03:52
Those Red Shirts have a point, but they are going about it in the wrong way. Essentially, Thai politics IS dictated by a kind of political elite, much as the political system in the UK is controlled by politicians who, if not from an 'elite group' have, until fairly recently, operated as if they were untouchable.

Thing is, would any of us want to be dictated to by a bunch of angry farmers and manual workers with little or no idea about what they want, aside from the fact that they want 'change'?

Anarchy is a 'change', but it wouldn't be my ideal kind of change.

Got back here on Monday night, and the curfew is not a problem to anyone apart from the sex tourists and those who would start fires in shopping centres.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 28 May 10 06:56

Quote: Monkey Woods

Those Red Shirts have a point, but they are going about it in the wrong way. Essentially, Thai politics IS dictated by a kind of political elite, much as the political system in the UK is controlled by politicians who, if not from an 'elite group' have, until fairly recently, operated as if they were untouchable.

Thing is, would any of us want to be dictated to by a bunch of angry farmers and manual workers with little or no idea about what they want, aside from the fact that they want 'change'?

Anarchy is a 'change', but it wouldn't be my ideal kind of change.

Got back here on Monday night, and the curfew is not a problem to anyone apart from the sex tourists and those who would start fires in shopping centres.


Monks, glad to hear you're still with us, alive and kicking, we need you!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 28 May 10 18:03

Quote: Monkey Woods

Those Red Shirts have a point, but they are going about it in the wrong way. Essentially, Thai politics IS dictated by a kind of political elite, much as the political system in the UK is controlled by politicians who, if not from an 'elite group' have, until fairly recently, operated as if they were untouchable.




Hello, Monkey.
But what has our old friend InSeine got to do with all the trouble in Ladyboy Land?

I miss you Monkey. And InSeine. And Fergus. And Duncan. And Buckwheats.
I miss you all.
Why won't you come back and play?
Its so terribly quiet and lonely.
There's only so much playing with myslef that I can do.
Maybe I should have another GAY FOR A DAY event?
Maybe.....


Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 May 10 11:40
I miss you Monkey. And InSeine. And Fergus. And Duncan. And Buckwheats.
I miss you all.
Why won't you come back and play?
Its so terribly quiet and lonely.
There's only so much playing with myslef that I can do.
Maybe I should have another GAY FOR A DAY event?
Maybe.....


JB, I actually feel sorry for you, why don't you organise a Gay Parade in your little village?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 30 May 10 13:40
You weren't around the previous time I had a GAY FOR A DAY event, were you Jaggedone?
I don't think you were.

Anyways, it was a roaring sucess.
Actually, I lie.
It was crap.
Only person who took me up on my offer of free blowjobs was Duncan Whitehead. He came back for seconds.

I would only do it again if there was sufficient interest in such a thing.




Lady Godiva
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Posted: 30 May 10 15:54
Boys! My heart goes out to you all.......I have just heard that a magazine story regarding a 'matchmaking site for Spoof writers' is soon to be published. Well it had BETTER be else I'll be writing to Mark about it. LOL



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 31 May 10 00:47

Quote: Jesus Budda

I miss you Monkey.




I miss you too, JB.

But not the others. I don't miss them at all. Least of all InSeine.

Actually, I do miss Fergus. He's my favourite Mick on the site.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 31 May 10 01:22
Hello Monkey Woods,

Sorry about Hull City and Burnley last season.

Mind you, Burnley's defence was a joke.

Portsmouth's relegation was just bad business.

Bet Dunc's pleased about Blackpool.

Regards

Skoob

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 31 May 10 01:39

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Mind you, Burnley's defence was a joke.




Hull City's defence was a joke, Skoob.

If you say Burnley's defence was also a joke, I'll believe you, but they held out against you lot at the start of the season, and beat you, and in the final analysis, those three points cost you dear.

Those pesky Clarets!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 31 May 10 01:50
Monkey

Don't remind me. Haven't been back there in a while. Bet they'll remind me though if I do. I'd give a club shout out to Jaffa here if I could, Burnley nutter, but he can't read anyway.

Regards

Skoob

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 31 May 10 17:33

Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Jesus Budda

I miss you Monkey.




I miss you too, JB.

But not the others. I don't miss them at all. Least of all InSeine.

Actually, I do miss Fergus. He's my favourite Mick on the site.


Nice to hear from you, Monkey.
Sites not much fun these days. Maybe see ya around some time.
Bye now.


Jaggedone
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Posted: 31 May 10 17:45
Stop whinging JB

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 31 May 10 17:47
Just telling it like it is.
You know its true.
Admit it.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.






Jaggedone
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Posted: 31 May 10 17:51

Quote: Jesus Budda

Just telling it like it is.
You know its true.
Admit it.
Tell the truth and shame the Devil.


OK JB, just pulling it, BTW get over to the other thread I'm waiting????

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 31 May 10 17:53
Which one? Oh, ok. I'll be over there in minute.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 31 May 10 19:15

Quote: Jesus Budda

Which one? Oh, ok. I'll be over there in minute.


slowing down in your OAP or is she just as fast?


 
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