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I just received this email.
It seems a fantastic offer but my only concern is that the man changes his mind when he discovers that I am just plain, old ordinary Jesus Budda. I'd hate to lose out on this deal.

Here is the email in full:

Good Day To You My Friend.

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you. I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed business relationship.

I am Mr. William Leung Wing Cheung a South Korean, happily married with children; i work as an Executive Director of Hang Seng Bank Ltd, Head of Personal Banking. I have a confidential business suggestion for you. I will need you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your country. It involves the transfer of a large sum of money. Everything concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.

Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your account, we shall share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us. I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below (jpwilliamcheung@yahoo.cn) and finally after that I shall furnish you with more information's about this operation. Should you be interested, please forward the following to me urgently:

1. Full names
2. Occupation
3. Private phone number
4. Current contact address

Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hunt me because I am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this venture. Although nothing ventured is nothing gained.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,

Mr William Leung Wing Cheung.JP
Hang Seng Bank Limited
Hong Kong. {Asia}

What appealed to me most of all was the fact that he is happily married with children. That was the clincher for me.

Go for it Jaysus!

It's not often that you get something for nothing.

Any chance of me joining as an associate?

Kindest Regards

Skoob.

(The one from Nigeria, not the Spoof one.)

I don't know, Skoob. The lovely man didn't mention anything about letting in any other people.

I'll tell you what, you give me some money (bank transfer to my safe and family-friendly Caymen Islands account)and I'll pretend its just part of my investment.
He'll be none the wiser. Unless he reads theSpoof forum boards. Which is unlikely.

God I'm so excited. This is almost like that time I sold the cow to that man for those magic beans! Just 200 years to go before that bean sprouts and I'm living off golden goose eggs.

Sounds good to me.

Just talked it over with my accountant.

He said that if I'm investing with you I shouldn't forget to tell you my PIN number.

It's 0000

Further detals to follow, you know the drill, passwords and stuff.

Regards

Skoob

Seems they come in all colours - mine was black I think he said his name was Moses Ndongwe

I received an email from someone called lukas woods entitled "hoe sasha titted as office screwed". I think it's something to do with gardening and carpentry.

EQ

And then there was nydia ayn, whose tantalising missive was entitled: "penetrated thrill gulp crazy sleeping can drilling strokes partner brutal lustful finish". Again, I am assuming that nydia is wishing to engage me in discussions of a woodworking nature.

EQ

But then came keenan tito, whose "kissing couch flexible latex loving wanking stripper gorgeous drink" makes me suspicious.

And Arthurm Tribute's "I mispIaced my dog. Help me! Here is his photo" opened my eyes at last.

I am being harassed by an intoxicated "sarcasm algorithm".

Erskin

Sounds like Mark is sending you personal messages.

You are probably beind singled out for special recognition.

A joyous occasion you should be proud of.

The deals gone through.
Now I just sit back and wait for the money to come rolling in from Korea.

I may also invest in that lovely Russian lady that keeps sending me pictures. I dare not open up those attachments just yet for I fear the tempting damsel may be too much for a young man like me.

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The deals gone through.
Now I just sit back and wait for the money to come rolling in from Korea.

I may also invest in that lovely Russian lady that keeps sending me pictures. I dare not open up those attachments just yet for I fear the tempting damsel may be too much for a young man like me.

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I bet he's a torpedo salesman.