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A YOUNG mum died after a series of blunders by doctors who failed to spot a six-inch long TOILET BRUSH HANDLE embedded in her buttock, an inquest was told today.

WTF?

Yeah, I too thought just what you did when I saw the headline...

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Quote: queen mudder

A YOUNG mum died after a series of blunders by doctors who failed to spot a six-inch long TOILET BRUSH HANDLE embedded in her buttock, an inquest was told today.

WTF?

Yeah, I too thought just what you did when I saw the headline...

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....ass mess! (somebody had to say it)

With a 61 year old husband, I could see how a 6" toilet brush could come into
play with a 35 year old wife....in the UK!

My first thought was: It's the Sun. So I hope like hell it's not true.

Reading the comments was entertaining. Everything in the world always comes back to debating the Obama Presidency: Good or Evil? The story could be about a soccer game in Peru, and the comments would still devolve into a debate about President Obama's policies and administration.

I really, really hope they made this up to sell papers, but if it's true, then I hope people realize that idiots and incompetents exist everywhere, whether in "socialized" economies or "capitalized" economies.

Even so, I have a hard time believing any doctor who made it past junior high school (or the equivalent thereof) could miss a six-inch piece of plastic piercing someone's butt.

Methinks six inches is a bit too short for a toilet brush - too short for how near I want to get to the porcelaine anyhow if there is the need.

Every year around Christmas someone in the British Medical Journal writes in with a catalogue of objects extracted from the nether parts of unfortunate patients and the excuses they use as to how they arrived in that position. "Sitting down too fast" is a common one - They fail to answer the question how come the bog brush magically remained vertical for so long and what the hell it was doing in the bedroom particularly at the very moment you sat down without any drawers on.

I'M still trying to figure out the logistics here.

Reminds me of a story from my friend Doris, who worked in an ER; one night, a guy was brought in, nude, with a cucumber firmly ensconsed up his colon. He claimed he was walking through his kitchen and FELL on it.

DAMN those vertical cucumbers! (And, apparently, toilet brushes. ?)

OOPS - excuse me, Lynton. You had addressed the vertical-insertion issue in previous post.

Me and my damned A-D-D. (OH, LOOK! A CHICKEN SANDWICH!)

A brush with death.

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Quote: victor nicholas

A brush with death.

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....ironic it was a 'fuller brush'....one with a crew cut and she may have survived.

I think they still sell them 'door to door'...maybe we should change that to
'portal to portal."

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Quote: Lynton

Methinks six inches is a bit too short for a toilet brush - too short for how near I want to get to the porcelaine anyhow if there is the need.

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Maybe it was a compact model for traveling.

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Quote: Geneva Slim

OOPS - excuse me, Lynton. You had addressed the vertical-insertion issue in previous post.

Me and my damned A-D-D. (OH, LOOK! A CHICKEN SANDWICH!)

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Easily side tracked

How you doin GS? Havent seen you since you pt in an appearance in one of my christmas carol stories.(Still got the tattoos?)

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Quote: victor nicholas

A brush with death.

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....MAYBE SHE FORGOT TO UNPLUG THE DAMN THING...SOMETIMES
THEY HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OWN IN THE THROES OF PASSION.....

FREAKIN' DILDO.....CAN'T TRUST TO GIVE THEM THEIR HEAD.....

MIND OF THEIR OWN SOMETIMES....

BASTARD BRUSHES.....

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Quote: Lynton

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Quote: Geneva Slim

OOPS - excuse me, Lynton. You had addressed the vertical-insertion issue in previous post.

Me and my damned A-D-D. (OH, LOOK! A CHICKEN SANDWICH!)

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Easily side tracked

How you doin GS? Havent seen you since you pt in an appearance in one of my christmas carol stories.(Still got the tattoos?)

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Hi, Lynton -

I'z doin' OK - still pretty creatively blocked. I received some good advice from fellow-Spoofers but seem just to have lost "it."

I recently lost two paying gigs and am pretty bummed about those. (One in a newspaper and one in a really neat start-up mag that just couldn't sustain production costs.)

I do still have the tats. Just a couple, dainty and strategically-placed.

Oh, well... onward through the fog. Thanks for asking and keep up the good work!

- Geneva S.