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If anybody fancies a fight in the car park, please don't ask me. I'm incapacumatated right now.

I've got stitches in me eyebrow because I don't look where I'm going, me thumb's all broke and turning funny shades of blue, and I'm getting tendonitis in me shoulder because I've been sleeping in unnatural positions.

Apart from that and the court cases and the bailiffs I'm fine.

Just not really up for a fight*

*Having said that, I'll probably be raring for a no holds barred big fight in a pub car park in Biggleswade some time in mid November. Book now.

www.Skoobisabigpussyandcantfightforshitanyway.scrap

Regards

Skoob

Where's Biggleswade?

Yorkshire Ferg.

North side.

Regards

Skoob

Why there?

Can't we do it somewhere around London, I've a brother in Buckinghamshire and Heathrows kinda handy.

P.S.

Are you really a big bastard? It doesn't really mater but I'll have an extra weetabix if the rumours really are true...... No weapons.

Loser buys the beer and bandages.

Ferg

You're confusing me with the Whitehead fellow.

I'm the wee baldy fella (as me nan would say) like the wee baldy fella off The Benny Hill Show.

But I am tenacious. Like a ferret with a rat.

If that Benny Hill slapped me on the head in such a patronising fashion I'd kick him straight up the bollix.

Heathrow's good.

I might have to lean on yous because I'm a bit blind in one eye at the moment.

But I expect it'll pass.

Regards

Skoob.

I miss the Whitehead fella.

Me too.

If he was here we'd only have to say 'Go on' and he'd be in there.

They don't make 'em like that any more.

More's the pity.

Nostalgically

Skoob.

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Morse the pity.

Skoob.

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No need for that.

I like Morse.

Obviously you've never met him.

Thoroughly charming gent, and his Mrs Morse is a delight too.

He's never around when it's his turn to get the ale in though.

Oh yes, he's quite happy to let me buy the beer and the crap lunch, him with his multi-billion dollar construction work achievements, me with me 29 kids and seven wives on social security. Him with his fancy sodding QM2 and me on the Gosport ferry.

We should move to the colonies Ferg.

The grass is greener.

Regards

Skoob

Having said that, the family's pet dog is a star

In every sense of the word.

Only seen pics but you can just tell that dog's a geezer!

Innit.

Regards

Skoob.

Does he have any kids?

I'm building my house single handed without help from the banks and I'm on the lookout for a rich American relative... Preferably a frail, gullible one.

Does he wheeze when he talks or is he digustingly healthy?



I'm available for adoption and I scrub up well.

Dad bless America!

I don't mean the dog.

Unless he has a trust fund.

Well?

WELL?

FFS!


i HAVEN'T GOT ALL NIGHT!

What was that Ferg?

Sorry, just been feeding the moggies and getting a beer.

Regards

Skoob

Scroll down.

Even the deaf can participate here.

Who?

That's a really good question that.

Not as good as:

Why?

But more effective than:

When?

Just a thought.

(We should charge for this.)

Regards

Skoob.

What?

Shea Lo's here again.

You go left, I'll go right...

We'll get him/her in the middle,

Mum's the word...

Mum

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Does he have any kids?

I'm building my house single handed without help from the banks and I'm on the lookout for a rich American relative... Preferably a frail, gullible one.

Does he wheeze when he talks or is he digustingly healthy?



I'm available for adoption and I scrub up well.

Dad bless America!

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Just ducked in from meeting with my accountant, lawyer, financial adviser
determining my final will an testament.

The only reason I'm retired is that I have no kids!

And also why I hang out here to try and provide fatherly advice to my wayward UK kids who obviously need some direction, dicipline, and a father figure now that Bargis has been run off....

The only advice that comes to mind for Fergie is that I notice he short arms his hammer.....hold it at the end Fergie...more leverage and accuracy...last bloke that used his hammer that way found it the handle shortened by 6"
when he returned from lunch break!....

And as for the Skoobster...I'm coming armed with a wad of discounted #'s in order to buy a few rounds, pay off the barrister, emergency care and touch up a few lamp posts....

Also, Bear inspired me to write a dog story today....them damn Scots again!

Morse Who Loves You All Despite your many Faults....

That was a good shaggy dog story Cap.

I gave it 5

I'll forgive the other stuff.

Carry on

Regards

Skoob.

Better than your dick in the exhaust pipe than (a fight in the carpark)

Is the offer of a fight still on?
I'll fight someone. Anyone. Somebody small and weak. A sick person. Frail. A dead person. A dead woman. I'll fight them. in a carpark. Anytime, anyplace - so long as its in a carpark at about 3pm in the day.

I'll help you Budda, I'll hold em , you hit em.