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JohnWolf21
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JohnWolf21

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Posted: 16 May 10 12:11
Despite all the criticism about insane world leaders such as mugabe, general dis array of burma and kim jong ill 2. There seems to lack of practical activity to protest against these people in the streets.

Surely the older members of this forum could make banners calling for Freedom or U.S invasion against these contries leaders which is the same thing.

How about it then, isn't it time enough for Skoob and the other elders on this site to unite and smash these wicked despots through street protests or die trying. ?

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 16 May 10 13:06
John, how are you keeping? Thats good.

Now, I class myself (myslef?) as one of the more youthful (and beautiful) members of this site in terms of age.
Now, I would like to say that not everyone on this site is elderly and infirm.

Skoob, I presume is not as old as you may at first think. Not everybody on this fucking site is an old codger.

I think Skoob would be slightly offended by your remarks.
There are much older writers you could have chosen.

Please rethink your comments and go stand in the corner.

Instead of your proposal for making banners (?), I instead make my own plea to the young members of this site (Chamone, LisaPisa, Henman, etc) to band together and fight oppression with...opression.

Yes, thats right - OPPRESSION.

The young folk could form a sort of Hitler youth movement (called 'The Spoofy Youth' or something similarly shit like that). and then they can just go around after school and kill people.

Sound like a good idea, John?

John?

John?

Hello?

Is there anybody there.....?



Lynton
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Posted: 16 May 10 17:00 - Edited By: Lynton, 16 May 10 23:09
One might try protesting against such despots it is true - but there are others. Perhaps more minor ones that have to be overthrown before the true voice of freedom will be found any where on these forums and anythiing really worth saying will ever be said on this site.

Oh and sorry..... you know I nearly forgot

JohnWolf21
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Posted: 16 May 10 20:10

Quote: Lynton

One might try protesting againt such despots it is true - but there are others. Perhaps more minor ones that have to be overthrown before the true voice of freedom will be found any where on these forums and anythiing really worth saying will ever be said on this site.


Good Response.

Cal Jennings
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Posted: 16 May 10 20:32
I say we all march nude, just like God intended. It was wearing clothes that got us in trouble in the first place. After all, Elijah was always running around nude and he's the only one who was taken to heaven in a chariot of fire! That's much more free than those restrictive briefs that men wear and the bras that women wear. That's what's wrong with society. Clothing has cut off the circulation to our brains and bodys. Clothes are responsible for everything from war to greed to teabaggers. Stand up for freedom and righteousness and take off your clothes!


Skoob1999
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Posted: 16 May 10 20:40
Erm...

Cal...mate...

I'm in Tesco right now

Regards

Skoob.

Lynton
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Posted: 16 May 10 23:13 - Edited By: Lynton, 17 May 10 06:38
Cal if I remember rightly when Elijah comes into my mind so does the biblical word 'Lo'. And Lo this and Lo that and swing Low sweet chariot and look out below son or that chariot and its flames will singe your holy nuts!

BTW this came back to me its by that rare human being a black poet. Not many of those around even on this site

Democracy will not come
Today, this year
Nor ever
Through compromise and fear.

I have as much right
As the other fellow has
To stand
On my two feet
And own the land.

I tire so of hearing people say,
Let things take their course.
Tomorrow is another day.
I do not need my freedom when I'm dead.
I cannot live on tomorrow's bread.

Freedom
Is a strong seed
Planted
In a great need.

I live here, too.
I want freedom
Just as you.

Langston Hughes

Jaggedone
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Posted: 17 May 10 15:23
I hate politics

Lynton
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Posted: 17 May 10 15:45

Quote: Jaggedone

I hate politics


So do despots and dictotors thats why they employ strong-arm tactics.

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 17 May 10 23:27 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 17 May 10 23:27

Quote: Jaggedone

I hate politics




Well, if we could just go ahead and indoctrinate all the world's children to be tree-hugging, granola-eating pacifists, we wouldn't even need politics.

Yea, or nay?

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 17 May 10 23:29
No fun in that SF.



The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 17 May 10 23:31
There would still be amusement parks, you know.

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 17 May 10 23:32
And The Spoof, of course.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 17 May 10 23:36
Ah, lovely, amusement parks and the Spoof.

What about the fighting?

Not that I like fighting, I mean proper fighting, with violence and that.

It's okay in the films, but in reality it can be painful.

And you can be stuck for hours in casualty.

Regards

Skoob.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 17 May 10 23:36 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 17 May 10 23:36
I'm a chippy.

I carve trees up every day..... Well, I did before everyone realised they didn't need three houses each.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 17 May 10 23:38
Can you take stitches out Ferg?

Painlessly?

Always hurts in my experience.

Ricky Hatton's dumber brother.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 17 May 10 23:41
Stitches are for wimps.


 
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