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victor nicholas
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Posted: 18 Apr 10 16:27
What could this possibly mean

Q: Irish Aer Lingus
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Posted: 18 Apr 10 16:40
Well I suppose there are other things it could mean.

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Posted: 18 Apr 10 17:19

Quote: victor nicholas

Well I suppose there are other things it could mean.



...tongue in cheek....another dig at Ryan Air where even BJ's are extra now...!

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Posted: 18 Apr 10 20:59
Victor you are as daft as a brush! Love it.

My team of researchers (me looking at wikipedia) reveals that this is a 'phonetic rendering'. Maybe it is Irish for phonetic rendering.

Also, it seems that aer lingus is the Irish 'flag carrier'.

That's it then. It's a phonetic rendering that carries the Irish flag about. Perhaps if you arrive early enough at an event where they have the Irish flag, you might see it arrive. That would be nice.

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Posted: 18 Apr 10 23:57
"Irish I were drunk"

- saw this in a pub, was drinking Scottish brew at the time.

Lynton
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Posted: 20 Apr 10 00:36
Aerlingus is what happens when the woman gets bored, and buggers off leaving Paddy going through the motions

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Posted: 20 Apr 10 01:35
Like air guitar only without a woman.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 20 Apr 10 18:02

Quote: victor nicholas

Like air guitar only without a woman.


I luv Ryan Air, I even wear my nappies on board

Lynton
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Posted: 20 Apr 10 19:03
that costs an extra forty quid JO

Jaggedone
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Posted: 20 Apr 10 19:45

Quote: Lynton

that costs an extra forty quid JO


Excess baggage, correct Lynton, especially when they're full!

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 20 Apr 10 23:08
Ryan air are great. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. Without Ryanair and most especially Michael O'Leary everyone in Europe would still be paying ¬300 and more to fly between capital cities.

He has the price down as low as a tenner to fly from England or Ireland as far away as Spain or Italy, sometimes he doesn't even charge for the seat! He gives them away and still makes money.

It cracks me up when people make jokes about Michael O'Leary and Ryanair, they have the largest and newest fleet of aircraft in Europe, Ryanair will fly you from Glasgow to London on a brand new aircraft for less than the price of a ticket from Baker Street to Uxbridge, A journey of what? 20-25 miles?

Ryanair own 20 or 25% of Aer Lingus, they won't let O'Leary buy it, he already owns the sky's over Europe, something even the Luftwaffe couldn't achieve, I reckon our American forum friends would appreciate him if they knew about him, his quotes are legendary.


We would welcome a good, deep, bloody recession for 12 to 18 months. We need one if we are going to see off some of this environmental nonsense that has become so popular among the chattering classes.
Michael O'Leary
His hope that a recession will dissuade governments from introducing green taxes, February 2008.


You don't see the government confiscating lipsticks and gel-filled bras on the London Underground. Most of them couldn't identify a gel-filled bra if it jumped up and bit them.
Michael O'Leary
On increased airport security checks, 2006.


We don't fall all over ourselves if they... say my granny fell ill. What part of no refund don't you understand? You are not getting a refund so fuck off.
Michael O'Leary
On Ryanair's strict no-refund policy, the source of most complaints.


We have written back to say "fuck off".Michael O'Leary
Responding after Belgian authorities looked for money back.


We want to annoy the fuckers whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them. These headbangers want to make air travel the preserve of the rich. They are Luddites marching us back to the 18th century.
Michael O'Leary
Lashing out at those who criticized Ryanair's flight give-aways for fuelling the rise in aircraft carbon emissions, November 2005.





Skoob1999
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Posted: 20 Apr 10 23:21
You tell em Fergus!

Go on my son!

No bleeding heart lib-dems in the House Of Fergus.

PS Ferg,

Re the 5 euro cheque I sent you for the exclusive upskirt shots of Cheryl Cole milking a Herefordshire Bull...it was just a picture of an old woman holding a bucket...

Can I have a full refund, or...

Should I just fuck off?

Fucking off right now...live on the Spoof...

Skoob....

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 20 Apr 10 23:22
Fuck off Skoob.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 20 Apr 10 23:28
Hey Skoob, have you read my Portsmouth story? I wrote it last week.


Go on, have a look....Go on go on go on go on go on.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 20 Apr 10 23:29
Fergus,

Any particular direction?

Or can I choose my own?

I'm better when I'm easily led - it tends to stand up better in court

Fuck you 2

Skoob.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 20 Apr 10 23:31
Go on.

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Posted: 21 Apr 10 00:10

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: victor nicholas

Like air guitar only without a woman.


I luv Ryan Air, I even wear my nappies on board



....as if you had a F*****g Choice!

Morse
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Posted: 21 Apr 10 00:15
Actually Fergie, I like the guy's attitude...on the other hand when you pay to fly to London and get dropped off in the Shetlands due to fog, the $ really isn't the issue....unless ewe just really love sheep!



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Posted: 21 Apr 10 00:24
Fergus

I'll read your Portsmouth story.

Get back to you on it.

Bit preoccupied chasing wabbits at the moment...

Nocturnal BASTARDS!

Later

Skoob


 
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