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The Sky is Red in Glasgow just now and Volcanic dust is falling like snowflakes ********************

Be careful Spectrum,

I remember when Mount Saint Helens had an orgasm. Dust and shit everywhere. Couldn't pick up BBC 2 for love nor money for months.

Be careful old chap

Regards

Skoob

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Quote: Skoob1999

Be careful Spectrum,

I remember when Mount Saint Helens had an orgasm. Dust and shit everywhere. Couldn't pick up BBC 2 for love nor money for months.

Be careful old chap

Regards

Skoob

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Cannot see any stars tonight for dust, there was probably no stars in that debate as well.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I remember when Mount Saint Helens had an orgasm. Dust and shit everywhere. Couldn't pick up BBC 2 for love nor money for months.

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Good Lord! Whatever possessed you to mount Saint Helens in the first place!?

Red sky at night speccies alight!

I just know I'm gonna regret this in the morning.

But sod it.

I'm having a beer - only the 4th time this year, so I'm gonna stay up for a bit.

Vote Lib-Dem

Don't ask me why - I haven't a fucking clue.

Regards

Skoob.

Maybe this volcanic dust will start following down south in a few hours time. ***************************

I think speccie he's already submerged in it

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Quote: Lynton

I think speccie he's already submerged in it

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Hi Lynton you could be next as the cloud of falling dust particles heads down south ***********************

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Quote: Skoob1999

Vote Lib-Dem

Don't ask me why - I haven't a fucking clue.

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Vote Lib-Dem if you're in a position to get it in the neck.

If you're in a position to give it to somebody in the neck, it's perfectly safe to vote Con-Rep.

Until I open a guillotine factory.

SFO, shutup and get out of my way. I'm coming through and I have something important and urgent to say to Spectrum from the Scotland country.

Spectrum my dear friend, don't try to wipe that volcanic ash from your car. REPEAT, DO NOT WIPE IT FROM YOUR CAR.

It will destroy the paintwork if you do. Don't ask, but just accept my words.

Instead wash it away with a hose and some water (in the hose, obviously).

Phew.

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Quote: SPECTRUM

The Sky is Red in Glasgow just now and Volcanic dust is falling like snowflakes ********************

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Just hope or pray (as is your custom or not) that Katla, the big sister/brother/guy to the wee one (Eyjafjallajökull) doesn't 'wake up' and start 'balling its head off' - 'cause if it does - there will be at least one order of magnitude more ash - possibly two orders magnitude more ash, and if it falls on Europe - low level piston operated aircraft will have a boon - the museums will be raided of WW2 aircraft and the Lancaster production production line re-opened - probably not, but this is a spoof.

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Quote: Tcoah

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Quote: SPECTRUM

The Sky is Red in Glasgow just now and Volcanic dust is falling like snowflakes ********************

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Just hope or pray (as is your custom or not) that Katla, the big sister/brother/guy to the wee one (Eyjafjallajökull) doesn't 'wake up' and start 'balling its head off' - 'cause if it does - there will be at least one order of magnitude more ash - possibly two orders magnitude more ash, and if it falls on Europe - low level piston operated aircraft will have a boon - the museums will be raided of WW2 aircraft and the Lancaster production production line re-opened - probably not, but this is a spoof.

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Do a story about it.

Do you think Eyjafjallajökull means eye full of ash?

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Quote: Lynton

Do you think Eyjafjallajökull means eye full of ash?

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