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Incredulous
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Posted: 15 Apr 10 07:05
I do not know where to put this or whether to say it or not?
But do you know, I can hear insanity knocking at my door.
It is banging away, but I cannot let it in, I will not.
I did invite it and now that it is approaching, I am scared.
I have made too many mistakes, too many misjudements.
And Shakira, you acted like a whore, you stupid bitch.

Lynton
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Posted: 15 Apr 10 17:32
Oh go on then they'll come to take you away and we can all have some peace

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 15 Apr 10 17:34
Hello, Incredulous. You are a funny fucker.

Tell me this: I have been searching for a forum thread where I called you a sad bastard but can't find it. Do you know where it is?


Incredulous
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Posted: 15 Apr 10 23:01

Quote: Jesus Budda

Hello, Incredulous. You are a funny fucker.

Tell me this: I have been searching for a forum thread where I called you a sad bastard but can't find it. Do you know where it is?


Ha!,Ha!,Ha! Jesus Budda, No I can't and I do not want to.
At the moment, I think the exit door to oblivion is awaiting me!
But the angels or devils will have to take me screaming or kicking to that door and the darknness beyond.
That sounds a bit Dylan Thomasesque, I like that! Ha!

Lynton
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Posted: 15 Apr 10 23:33
More like the Turn Of The Screw than Dylan Thomas

Skoob1999
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Posted: 15 Apr 10 23:38
I always thought Dylan Thomas was some sad Welsh bloke lying under a tree and twatting on.

But then, what do I know?

Regardez, Mira

C'est moi.

Je pense.

Innit.

Stoopid Moi.

Bon Soir an dat

Morse
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Posted: 15 Apr 10 23:51

Quote: Incredulous

I do not know where to put this or whether to say it or not?
But do you know, I can hear insanity knocking at my door.
It is banging away, but I cannot let it in, I will not.
I did invite it and now that it is approaching, I am scared.
I have made too many mistakes, too many misjudements.
And Shakira, you acted like a whore, you stupid bitch.



Help is only a phone call away....1-900-SFO IT'S NOT MY FAULT

TRUE COMPASSION AWAITS, OR AT LEAST A CLASS ACTION SUIT.



Skoob1999
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Posted: 16 Apr 10 00:18
Cap

I was going to say something I shouldn't then.

But I won't.

Nud Gight

Bast of the seer linking...

Linnet

Prost!

Bye

That silly bugger from England

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 16 Apr 10 04:50
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - often attributed to Albert Einstein

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction." - Albert Einstein

"Insanity is making things bigger, more complex, and more violent. If it takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction, then to be American, apparently, is to be foolish, cowardly, and insane." - The San Francisco Onion

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 16 Apr 10 17:32
Apparently, living in a loony bin is not as bad as its made out to be.



Erskin Quint
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Posted: 16 Apr 10 19:27
It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 16 Apr 10 19:42

Quote: Jesus Budda

Apparently, living in a loony bin is not as bad as its made out to be.


JB, you are in a fucking LOONY BIN here, grubs crap though!

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 16 Apr 10 19:56
I still don't like him using that avatar.

Incredulous
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Posted: 16 Apr 10 20:30
Well! Do you know what insanity really is?
It is the destruction of your family.
The piss poor of life, from people who do not know what they are doing!
AND shakira, you know I LOVE YOU REALLY!
SEE WHAT I MEAN, PURE INSANITY!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 17 Apr 10 13:19
Speaking of cracked up: who first decided that you should open a hard boiled egg by tapping it on top wit a spoon? Why is this accepted best practice? When I used to eat eggs (during the great Egg Exhibition of '8 I always sawed through mine with a knife. None of this tapping nonsense for me. Oh, no. Not on your Nelly, matey.

Speaking of grub: how do those people who eat forks and knives decide to eat forks and knives in the first place? And why are insect larvae called grubs? Is it becasue they eat they just eat all day? Why not call them Gluttons? Witchetty Gluttons?

Speaking of Shakira: she's doing the theme song of the World Cup.


Jaggedone
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Posted: 18 Apr 10 11:23

Quote: Jesus Budda

Speaking of cracked up: who first decided that you should open a hard boiled egg by tapping it on top wit a spoon? Why is this accepted best practice? When I used to eat eggs (during the great Egg Exhibition of '8 I always sawed through mine with a knife. None of this tapping nonsense for me. Oh, no. Not on your Nelly, matey.

Speaking of grub: how do those people who eat forks and knives decide to eat forks and knives in the first place? And why are insect larvae called grubs? Is it becasue they eat they just eat all day? Why not call them Gluttons? Witchetty Gluttons?

Speaking of Shakira: she's doing the theme song of the World Cup.



Did you saw with hard-boiled or just soft-boiled?

Could end up Messi or Drygba

Incredulous
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Posted: 26 Apr 10 11:37
Well! I have not written here for a while, illness has overtook me, that was I bit of a bugger!
The General Election in the U.K. is draining what mental rescources I have and banging my head against the wall is doing me no good at all!
I ask myself this question, if you are clever enough to think yourself a lunatic, are you a lunatic at all?
Damn right you are! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
And I will not mention Shakira, O.K. Actually I will.
SHAKIRA.

Lynton
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Posted: 26 Apr 10 13:05
I would be interested to know whether you are a follower of the Monster Raving Looney Party.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 26 Apr 10 17:31
Isn't everybody a little mad at times?

I'm going to laugh at things that people have written and things that people have yet to write or even think about.

And I will ponder the thoughts of the above authors (Jaggedone, Incredulous and Lynton).




 
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