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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I do not know where to put this or whether to say it or not?
But do you know, I can hear insanity knocking at my door. It is banging away, but I cannot let it in, I will not. I did invite it and now that it is approaching, I am scared. I have made too many mistakes, too many misjudements. And Shakira, you acted like a whore, you stupid bitch. |
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Lynton
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Oh go on then they'll come to take you away and we can all have some peace
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Jesus Budda
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Hello, Incredulous. You are a funny fucker.
Tell me this: I have been searching for a forum thread where I called you a sad bastard but can't find it. Do you know where it is? |
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ha!,Ha!,Ha! Jesus Budda, No I can't and I do not want to. At the moment, I think the exit door to oblivion is awaiting me! But the angels or devils will have to take me screaming or kicking to that door and the darknness beyond. That sounds a bit Dylan Thomasesque, I like that! Ha! |
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Lynton
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More like the Turn Of The Screw than Dylan Thomas
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I always thought Dylan Thomas was some sad Welsh bloke lying under a tree and twatting on.
But then, what do I know? Regardez, Mira C'est moi. Je pense. Innit. Stoopid Moi. Bon Soir an dat |
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Morse
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Help is only a phone call away....1-900-SFO IT'S NOT MY FAULT TRUE COMPASSION AWAITS, OR AT LEAST A CLASS ACTION SUIT. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cap
I was going to say something I shouldn't then. But I won't. Nud Gight Bast of the seer linking... Linnet Prost! Bye That silly bugger from England |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - often attributed to Albert Einstein
"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction." - Albert Einstein "Insanity is making things bigger, more complex, and more violent. If it takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction, then to be American, apparently, is to be foolish, cowardly, and insane." - The San Francisco Onion |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Apparently, living in a loony bin is not as bad as its made out to be.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
JB, you are in a fucking LOONY BIN here, grubs crap though! |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I still don't like him using that avatar.
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well! Do you know what insanity really is?
It is the destruction of your family. The piss poor of life, from people who do not know what they are doing! AND shakira, you know I LOVE YOU REALLY! SEE WHAT I MEAN, PURE INSANITY! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Speaking of cracked up: who first decided that you should open a hard boiled egg by tapping it on top wit a spoon? Why is this accepted best practice? When I used to eat eggs (during the great Egg Exhibition of '8
I always sawed through mine with a knife. None of this tapping nonsense for me. Oh, no. Not on your Nelly, matey.Speaking of grub: how do those people who eat forks and knives decide to eat forks and knives in the first place? And why are insect larvae called grubs? Is it becasue they eat they just eat all day? Why not call them Gluttons? Witchetty Gluttons? Speaking of Shakira: she's doing the theme song of the World Cup. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Did you saw with hard-boiled or just soft-boiled? Could end up Messi or Drygba |
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well! I have not written here for a while, illness has overtook me, that was I bit of a bugger!
The General Election in the U.K. is draining what mental rescources I have and banging my head against the wall is doing me no good at all! I ask myself this question, if you are clever enough to think yourself a lunatic, are you a lunatic at all? Damn right you are! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! And I will not mention Shakira, O.K. Actually I will. SHAKIRA. |
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Lynton
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I would be interested to know whether you are a follower of the Monster Raving Looney Party.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Isn't everybody a little mad at times?
I'm going to laugh at things that people have written and things that people have yet to write or even think about. And I will ponder the thoughts of the above authors (Jaggedone, Incredulous and Lynton). |
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I always sawed through mine with a knife. None of this tapping nonsense for me. Oh, no. Not on your Nelly, matey.