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I've fed the cats, the dinner's in the oven, I've had a shave, place looking nice and homely...

Can anybody think of something I might have forgotten?

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I've fed the cats, the dinner's in the oven, I've had a shave, place looking nice and homely...

Can anybody think of something I might have forgotten?

Regards

Skoob.

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I fed my cat, had the dinner ready, had a shave, place was looking nice. I just forgot to deal with the bloody washing
DOH!!!!!!

Know the feeling Spectrum.

She's home now.

Eating a banana and growling at me.

Regards

Skoob

(She should be all right though. I've put Liam Neeson in Darkman on the telly. She likes Liam Neeson.)

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Quote: Skoob1999

Know the feeling Spectrum.

She's home now.

Eating a banana and growling at me.

Regards

Skoob

(She should be all right though. I've put Liam Neeson in Darkman on the telly. She likes Liam Neeson.)

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This is really spooky, I just about fell of my chair because just as I was reading this the wife's looking over saying are you on that sight again while eating a banana!

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Quote: Skoob1999

I've fed the cats, the dinner's in the oven, I've had a shave, place looking nice and homely...

Can anybody think of something I might have forgotten?

Regards

Skoob.


...got rid of the travellers squatting in the rabbit pen, then?

Hope you get dessert!

GOOD SKOOBIE, GOOD SKOOBIE....DOWN BOY!

She's calming down a bit now.

Thank God for bananas.

And Liam Neeson.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Know the feeling Spectrum.

She's home now.

Eating a banana and growling at me.

Regards

Skoob

(She should be all right though. I've put Liam Neeson in Darkman on the telly. She likes Liam Neeson.)

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Tell her Liam Neeson is broke and got to sell his house that'll make her appreciate a regular income - who knows hse might make you a cuppa with only her apron on

Lynton

Heaven forbid!

I'll stick with the glowering - it's safer.

Regards

Skoob

Doghouse bound! You need a beer my friend

I met Liam Neeson once..

Years ago..

He was seeing to Helen Mirren ..

(Don't tell Mrs Skoob)

he didn't say much..

The room was dark and fogbound..

marijuana...

I told her this CJ.

She just rolled her eyes.

Obviously in denial.

I'm having a beer right now. Fuck it. My house. My money.

My bollocks on a plate when she gets home - I've got work in the morning.

But I don't care. I've got that dead brave Dutchman with me.

Ha!

Regrdas

Sokob (hic!)

C'mon skoob it's her 'go commando' day today cheer up

Don't keep doing this to me Lynton.

Please.

You're starting to scare me.

I love her really though.

Some fucker has to

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Lynton

C'mon skoob it's her 'go commando' day today cheer up

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See my article on Iceland volcano and frozen food shortage in Portsmout

Hey Skoob, getting any ashe lately?

Yes. I mean no. I mean...I don't know...


AAaaaaaarrrgh!!!

skoob.... skoob... are you all right? wake up.... it's over now... it was all a dream just a very bad dream....

Thank God for that...

This political debate...thank God I never went into politics.

I'd show the buggers how to fiddle their expenses properly!

Wimps.

Regards

Skoob.

I quite liked Gordon Brown hands in pocket cabinet reshuffle

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Quote: SPECTRUM

just as I was reading this the wife's looking over saying are you on that sight again while eating a banana!

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You didn't tell us.

Were you on the site, eating a banana?

Or was it Fidel Castro making love??

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Quote: birbee

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Quote: SPECTRUM

just as I was reading this the wife's looking over saying are you on that sight again while eating a banana!

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You didn't tell us.

Were you on the site, eating a banana?

Or was it Fidel Castro making love??

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Hi Birbee,
Your next for the volcanic dust fall, the sky is red in Glasgow just now, and the dust is following like snowflakes **************************
Yorkshire is next ********************