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Crumbs down your shirt.
Crumbs in the bed.
Crumbs everywhere.
Now that's a nightmare.

But let me say this: that cat was ginger, extremely strong and broke the door.
I tried to fix the latch but it was too much of a struggle trying to repair it AND push back that marauding beast. The bolt bended back like as if it was a slice of thin cheese. And I don't like cheese.

Eventually it was fixed - or so I thought - by someone who none of you lot know. From a distance it looked fine but up close it was plainly visible that it was simply held in place with bits of sticks, paper and dust.

And to cap it all, a bird shit on my duvet.

Goodnight and be safe.

"Penelope I think she is beautiful like a little Spanish mouse.
There's something cute about her and you just know she would fit perfectly in your pocket and be a good laugh.
Why you would need to put her in your pocket is anybodies guess…."


well you ain't 100% mad if you can say that - how do you find time to blog too JB

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Crumbs down your shirt.
Crumbs in the bed.
Crumbs everywhere.
Now that's a nightmare.

But let me say this: that cat was ginger, extremely strong and broke the door.
I tried to fix the latch but it was too much of a struggle trying to repair it AND push back that marauding beast. The bolt bended back like as if it was a slice of thin cheese. And I don't like cheese.

Eventually it was fixed - or so I thought - by someone who none of you lot know. From a distance it looked fine but up close it was plainly visible that it was simply held in place with bits of sticks, paper and dust.

And to cap it all, a bird shit on my duvet.

Goodnight and be safe.

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I certainly would have expected a better job from the Spoof Craftsman, Fergus.....he was always good at measuring C****Hairs, and left none to chance.....shitting on your duvet...that I can believe.

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Quote: Lynton

"Penelope I think she is beautiful like a little Spanish mouse.
There's something cute about her and you just know she would fit perfectly in your pocket and be a good laugh.
Why you would need to put her in your pocket is anybodies guess…."


well you ain't 100% mad if you can say that - how do you find time to blog too JB

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Check the dates, Lynton my old chum. Long time ago now. Ancient. Arcahic. Olde Worlde.


Morse, you make some interesting points.
Fergus! Wherefore art thou?
Monkey Woods, whats happening?
Duncan, come and play!


My dream from last night:
Standing in front of mirror, trying to cut hair with a blunt scissors. Hair keeps growing and growing.
Nun walks into room. I hide in a cupboard. She follows. I start cutting hair again as soon as her back is turned. Hair is terrible looking.
How am I supposed to cut my very long hair when I am being pestered by this nun?

Good night?

I take it all back you really ARE barking and sound more and more incredulous

I may be incredulous but I'm not 'Incredulous'. Thats Monkey Woods or someone else.

Having crazy dreams lately. None of them make any sense. Its not right.

Don't eat cheese or drink wine olf fellah - not before bedtime anyway - chocolate too bad for dreams in fact anything fermented - it's to do with tyramine

Hello, Lynton.
No bad dreams last night. Nothing to report. I never eat after eight o' clock in the evening. Never. Never ever. Never ever, ever, ever, ever.
NEVER.

I actually kinda miss those odd dreams.


Goodbye, Lynton.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Hello, Lynton.
No bad dreams last night. Nothing to report. I never eat after eight o' clock in the evening. Never. Never ever. Never ever, ever, ever, ever.
NEVER.

I actually kinda miss those odd dreams.


Goodbye, Lynton.

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good ol dose of camembert at 22.00 does a power of good

Thats why you smell and your a fat bastard.
No offence.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Thats why you smell and your a fat bastard.
No offence.

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Yes I smell but I'm not fat, a bastard yes, but not a fat one!

Also for pleasent dreams I would recommend a good old dose of German Löwensenf (mustard) before bed time, better than fucking LSD!

Thanks for the tip. But why would I want to fuck LSD?

Another bad dream last night. This one was actually a terrifying nightmare that is so scary and evil that I cannot repeat it. It was really very creepy and scared the shit out of me (which is not such a good thing when you're in bed)

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Another bad dream last night. This one was actually a terrifying nightmare that is so scary and evil that I cannot repeat it. It was really very creepy and scared the shit out of me (which is not such a good thing when you're in bed)

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Did you have that dream again where your Mommy made you take a bath...and use soap?

This one was worse that that one. I am actually a very clean person in reality. Exceptionally clean.
OCD style clean. If you compared me to a whistle then I would be about on the same level of cleanliness.

Back to the nightmare: I really mean it - it was sickening. it was ...not right at all!


How are you, Jellypenisman? Keeping good? Do anything exciting lately? Or dull? Doesn't matter really. Do tell.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

If you compared me to a whistle then I would be about on the same level of cleanliness.

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But whistles are usually full of spit. How's that clean?

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Quote: Jesus Budda

I may be incredulous but I'm not 'Incredulous'. Thats Monkey Woods or someone else.

Having crazy dreams lately. None of them make any sense. Its not right.

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Ha!, Ha! Are you using my name in vain Jesus Budda!
Crumbs, I don't like them, it means I have to get the vacuum cleaner out!
And nightmares, I used to have them as a kid, being chased and chased by something awful!
Now all my nightmares are in reality!
Or in my mind, I do not pretend to be sane!

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Quote: Jesus Budda

If you compared me to a whistle then I would be about on the same level of cleanliness.

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But whistles are usually full of spit. How's that clean?

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JP, it's lovely to have you back, but please don't ask JB sensible questions, it runs off his back like a GOLDEN SHOWER

Whistles are very clean until some big, fat American bastard sticks his dick-sucking lips against it and blows.

Just sayin', thats all...

Incredulous old chum, its ok to be linked with one of the greatest characters on this site. Enjoy it. Rejoice.