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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A BRAZEN prankster claimed he had been RAPED by a WHALE and gave his name as BEN DOVER during one of many hoax 999 calls.
Serial time-waster Daniel Hammond made nuisance calls for eight months, telling busy emergency operators he lived in DOCTOR WHO'S TARDIS in Suck My **** Lane in Swanley, Kent. The Sun story OK, which one of you was it?? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thanks QM
Brilliant. Lowton Lowton sign him up! Lowton, sign him up! etc. Regards  Skoob. |
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Lynton
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getting as bad as the national enquirer - but time wasters the spoof is yours
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Prinz of Whales?
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Lynton
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Christ how active d'ya have to be on the spoof to get a green light? It's worse than ratings!
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lynton: try clicking update on your profile/preferences, should send you 'green'
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Don't tell SFO though.
We'll be here all night Regards Skoob |
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Morse
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don't tell me you're allergic to Monologues...especially funny ones? |
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