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Cal Jennings
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Cal Jennings

Location: Magnolia, TX, USA
Registered: 15 Apr 07

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Posted: 30 Mar 10 09:59
No, I'm not talking about gays, you oversensitive, swishing twits! I'm talking about fags. You know. Cigarette butts. With all the anti-smoking laws in effect, there's nowhere to dispose of your fag. The result is that the fags get thrown in the street, on the sidewalk, and put in old ladies Coke cans when they aren't looking. It's a TRAVESTY I tell you! Repeal anti-smoking laws and save little old ladies from spewing their Coke!



Frankie The J
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Frankie The J

Location: Convent of the Queer, WV
Registered: 17 Jul 09

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Posted: 30 Mar 10 14:24
Calm down. You can always just eat your fag. I prefer to field strip mine.

I love it when they squeal.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Mar 10 17:28

Quote: Frankie The J

Calm down. You can always just eat your fag. I prefer to field strip mine.

I love it when they squeal.


FAG-GOTS, seem to be enough bouncing around the Spoofers heads lately, maybe it's the first sighting of the Purple-MARTIN that's causing it.

birbee
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Posted: 30 Mar 10 22:29

Quote: Cal Jennings

No, I'm not talking about gays, you oversensitive, swishing twits! I'm talking about fags. You know. Cigarette butts. With all the anti-smoking laws in effect, there's nowhere to dispose of your fag. The result is that the fags get thrown in the street, on the sidewalk, and put in old ladies Coke cans when they aren't looking. It's a TRAVESTY I tell you! Repeal anti-smoking laws and save little old ladies from spewing their Coke!


Don't put them in Coke cans, they go out too easily.

Put them in peoples pockets and then follow them down the street to see if they catch alight.

It's quite nerve wracking, not knowing if it's going to go out or not...............


 
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