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I've spent more time in the medical field these past four months than Marcus Welby (remember him?)!

What have I learned?

There are certain things (including humans) one should not screw with. There are repercussions.

The scaly red itch in unmentionable places is worst. I scratch them anyway; it gives me something to do on long, lonely nights.

Also, there are still a few really, really, truly bad bugs one can catch by having sex--even when you're only having sex with yourself.

That itchy scaly red rash is the worst.

The Spoof is an itchy scaly red rash I can't shake. I've been screwed here more times than Chamone or J-Man. What really gets me is that itchy scaly red rash I have to scratch that ends up as words on these pages.

Itchy, bitchy me.
Seven syllables later
The rash has spring buds.

Eclair,
Frankie

Well thats that settled then - I won't be sitting next to you on the bus.

Oh, come on, J-B, sharing is what we do here when we're not flaming. What's one itchy scaly red rash among fiends?

I suppose....I have got syphilis so I really shouldn't be treating you like that.

Thou hast a pox upon you?

Cool!

Well done for posting a haiku, less so for the disgusting subject matter (pun intended on the latter word, matter).

Frankie, I'd shake hands with you any time, a gentleman and a scholar if I may presume

The US Congress made an officer out of me--but I was no gentleman and have left many a flustered ex-maiden in my wake. Which is where the itchy scaly red bumps came from.

Glad to be here to be back.

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Quote: Frankie The J

The US Congress made an officer out of me--but I was no gentleman and have left many a flustered ex-maiden in my wake. Which is where the itchy scaly red bumps came from.

Glad to be here to be back.

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So are we dear Sir, so are we, I've just sent a parcel of calamine lotion over, should help

Are you sure you didn't have 'sniffless'? It's when your nose gets red and drips.

Don't listen to Jesus Budda...He really has Mongolian Crotch Rot Clap from playing around with some 14 year old Mongolian girls.

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Are you sure you didn't have 'sniffless'? It's when your nose gets red and drips.

Don't listen to Jesus Budda...He really has Mongolian Crotch Rot Clap from playing around with some 14 year old Mongolian girls.

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BT, you're so rude, JB has just lost his crumbs

JO-

This isn't about taste because if you get by the smell you have it licked already.

You have it licked already is seven syllables.

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Quote: Frankie The J

JO-

This isn't about taste because if you get by the smell you have it licked already.

You have it licked already is seven syllables.

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How's the couch, keep it warm FJ

Frankie,

It is great to see you back Amigo.

You have really been missed around these parts.

And I am truly looking forward to reading some "Writings" from one of the true "Masters."

Ladies and gentlemen...Frankie The J is back.

Hasta Later,
Abel

He's a bastard.

But we love him.

Not in a gay way of course.

I hear tell he's a NASCAR fan...

That true Frankie?

Welcome home again buddy

Skoob.

NASCAR.

What does the acronym truly stand for. Any takers?

National Association of Skin-flute Concert Audiences Retrofitted

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Quote: Frankie The J

NASCAR.

What does the acronym truly stand for. Any takers?

National Association of Skin-flute Concert Audiences Retrofitted

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How many Shrinks have you torn apart?

Only the existential branch of the SangFroidian branch will see me.

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Quote: Frankie The J

Only the existential branch of the SangFroidian branch will see me.

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FJ, during therapy are you chained to the radiator with a SAW

I like that!

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Quote: Frankie The J

I like that!

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Don't try to leg it!