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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How come there is no cream in crematoriums?
English is such a funny language. |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid  Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
They do on a Tuesday.
Tuesday's are the days when all crematoriums hold cream tea afternoons. They become creamatoriums............. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I thought a dairy was a creamatorium.
That would explain the charred milk. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It is when you use it Victor. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Besides, what if they built a building especially for education and training, like a College, for those who aspired to design auditoriums, crematoriums, etc.
Would it be an oriumorium? This reminds me of the time they wanted to catalogue all the catalogues in the library, but got stuck as they didn't have a catalogue to put the catalogue of the catalogues in. Well, they did make one, but realised that it was probably best to give up and have a cup of tea. Otherwise there would have been no end to it all. Time to have a lie down. I can hear the barber who shaves all and only those who don't shave themselves sharpening his razor. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Erskin,
Nice to see you've showered and changed. Good man. Onward, ever onward... Regards Skoob. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thank you Skoob. Yes, we must keep up with the ceaseless flux. EQ |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Or the dumb flux.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I prefer lemon in my crematorium Erskin.
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