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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Did Isambard Kingdom Brunel ever keep bees?
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SPECTRUM
Writer Location: In a place Far Far away Registered: 10 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Did you hear about the Bee keeper who lived in the town of Effen in France. His biggest Bee was a big Effen Bee.
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Brunel did keep bees. They provided him with honey for his breakfast toast, as Brunel invented sliced bread to fit into his newly invented toaster.
It is a little known fact that Brunel also kept pandas and manatees. I, too, keep one bee. I put it at the end of my name, to distinguish me from plain Iain (pIain?) who got there before me. IainB |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The main thing he kept was...... inventing things! boom boom (no, I don't think he invented 14th century Italian explosions; I just thought they would come in handy at this juncture - juncture 47 on the M999) |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How to do the "bee's knees" step in the Charleston:
Step 1 Bend forward slightly, widen your legs and bend your knees. Step 2 Put your right hand on your right knee and your left left hand on your left knee. Step 3 Pull your knees together and quickly switch your hands. Put the right hand on the left knee and vice versa, crossing your hands. As your legs widen, note that your hands will be crossed. Step 4 Bring your knees back in together and switch your hands back to the original position and open your knees. Step 5 The faster you can do this move, the better it looks. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
They all dance like that in South Carolina.
Ask Morse. He used to keep bees, but he traded his hive in for a Bob Ross fanbrush. Regards Skoob. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No. Pray tell. Regards Skoob. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That is a bit like the Sofa King good joke.
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Lynton
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skoob! Leave effen spectrum alone.
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