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Cute and cuddly yes but none too clever I say.

There are no grey areas with Panda Bears everything is Black and White.

Lazy buggers, but they keep the bamboo down in my back garden.

Iain

I can't bear to pander to the Panda cult.

According to my extensive research (I just clicked onto wikipedia), they have been known to attack humans. Mind you, so have a lot of humans. I don't like them either.

Some of you may have heard of the Diet of Worms, which took place in 1521. You may be surprised to learn that the Giant Pandas also have a Diet. I don't know what year it took place (knowing how dilatory these creatures are, I expect it's still rumbling on), but apparently it's called "99% Bamboo". Of course, maybe I'm in error, and this 99% Bamboo Diet is actually an estimate of the content of what Giant Pandas eat, but even if that is the case, that doesn't clarify anything to me either.

They must have a hell of a job finding anything to eat. Imagine. "This looks good, Mother." "Put it down, dear, that's 100% bamboo; we're looking for 99% bamboo products."

No wonder they're an endangered species. Mind you, living in China can't help.

I don't believe that they have any natural predators.

Anybody know what constitutes the 1% of their diet that is not bamboo?

They have a couple of un-natural predators.

Charlie-Bob, who lives just past the fire station, is one.

So is his brother, John-Jack.

John-Jack is Charlie-Bob's father.

And the 1% is made up of strawberry jelly..............

The 1% is stuff on the bamboo. Pandas are far too lazy to wash their food. Filthy buggers.

Iain

Do they put the jelly on toast or biscuits?

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Quote: birbee

They have a couple of un-natural predators.

Charlie-Bob, who lives just past the fire station, is one.

So is his brother, John-Jack.

John-Jack is Charlie-Bob's father.

And the 1% is made up of strawberry jelly..............

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They also have their own cars. Not the Fiats. These:

Panda Car


I believe they make a little bit of "99% Bamboo" money on the side (which side I don't know) by renting the cars out to the British Police.

So they can cooperate with humans. It isn't all moping in Chinese zoos and occasionally attacking people. They'll not be popular with the criminal fraternity though, after all this Police car lark.