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queen mudder
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Posted: 25 Mar 10 14:57
An inmate in a Swedish prison has been warned over using his persistent flatulence to voice his discontent towards his jailers and the penal system.

Guards at the Kirseberg prison, in Malmo, have accused the unnamed prisoner of deliberately breaking wind in a dirty protest against prison life.

Anders Eriksson, the prison's warden, realised that the inmate's repeated episodes of flatulence were "a series of concerted attacks" on staff.

Pong with the wind...

Morse
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Posted: 27 Mar 10 23:51


....just caught a wiff....was it the toasted cheese after all?

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 28 Mar 10 19:24
QM:

The Swedes need to stop feeding their inmates Cabbage, Brussel Sprouts, Beans, Onions and Garlic!

victor nicholas
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Posted: 28 Mar 10 19:37
Another gem by QM.

Morse
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Posted: 28 Mar 10 21:10

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

QM:

The Swedes need to stop feeding their inmates Cabbage, Brussel Sprouts, Beans, Onions and Garlic!



....finally, the real reason Tiger changed his diet....!!!!!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 28 Mar 10 21:31
SBD

Silent, But...Deadly...

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Skoob.

(It's the quiet ones you have to look out for.)

Morse
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Posted: 28 Mar 10 21:41

Quote: Skoob1999

SBD

Silent, But...Deadly...

Regards

Skoob.

(It's the quiet ones you have to look out for.)



....it's a fart faced arsed mess, if you axe me!


 
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