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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A BOGUS witchdoctor has been jailed for fraud after claiming to be able to cure a desperate blind man with LSD-laced gherkins.
Jobless hairdresser Patrick Baecker, 35, posed as a mystic healer who could make victim Axel Pfeffer see again for £20,000. Holy salted cucumber, Batman.... |
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Mark
Little Red Hen  Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
He should've seen it coming a mile off!
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Cal Jennings
Super Cal  Location: Magnolia, TX, USA Registered: 15 Apr 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Holy HIPPIES, Batman!
Hey Queen Mudder. You're lookin' mighty limber there. Wanna' tango? |
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