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Mark
Little Red Hen  Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Woo!
Got a new coat and some waterproof trousers a couple of weeks ago. It's not rained here proper like though for weeks, but it was just now and I got a chance to try 'em out for real on my ride home. My old coat wasn't waterproof any more and I never had waterproof trousers. It's a much more pleasant experience. Now all I need is wipers for my glasses. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Mark, we all know you're a bit of a DRIP |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Congratulations! Thats great news!!! |
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I knew you'd appreciate it JB. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I'll let you in on a little secret, Mark: I have never owned waterproof trousers in my entire life.
I once spent several weeks in the rain in the middle of nowhere wearing shiny tracksuit bottoms. I appreciate what you've gone through and the changes that this new coat and trousers will make to your life. This could be the dawn of a new age. It really could. Best of luck with your cycling adventures. Love X, Jesus Budda |
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
Carefull what you wish for....A bunch of these writers sure drink alot of beer! |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Waterproof trousers, rubber underwear, what's the difference?" as Proust used to say.
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Do you want a red plastic scarf to complete your obviously stunning outfit? I hear they are waterproof and I know some people who have hundreds of them.....
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
Mark, are you into 'water sports'? Just saying...
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Many things could be improved by waterproofing.
Others may not. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Always use waterproofing when solving aquatic equations, or your solution may dissolve.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
or waterboarding |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
There's a book in this: 101 Things That Wouldn't Benefit from Waterproofing. eg osmosis, drinking, fire-fighting. |
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Osmosis
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Popsicles
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
Osmosis? Donny or Marie?
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's the 2010 Reunion Tour.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
VC, we all know you're a secret admirer of that religous cult band called the Mormosmonds |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Osmosis are from Manchester aren't they?
I think the Osmonds would be waterproof, being made out of synthetic material but I could be wrong. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
you could also try Goretex, unfortunatley not suitable for S & M ing |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Not true. Goretex works fine, and you can never be too careful at "teabag express" parties. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Do they break during or after? |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The Osmonds seem to have reproduced quite effectively, not sure if it was by Osmosis.
J-man used to go to the pool with them, perhaps he can help out on this.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
The Osmonds seem to have reproduced quite effectively, not sure if it was by Osmosis.
J-man used to go to the pool with them, perhaps he can help out on this. J-Man has exited the door |
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