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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Air New Zealand has apologised to the people of Tonga over an in-house training manual for cabin crew which suggested that flight attendants should watch out for South Pacific islanders who may "drink the bar dry" during long-haul flights.
---------- Strangely, no crew member was allowed to use terms like "bun" while serving passengers. Air New Zealand aplogises for saying Tongans may 'drink bar dry' |
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Lynton
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Well eff me qm a bloke can't even tell the effin truth any more!
The queen of Tonga queen Saloti or summat like that came once to a royal state do the Duke of Ed is watching from the balcony of Buck house next to his aide de camp . Queen of Tonga rivals everest in size and her consort beside her is a tiny little bloke there thay are driving in through the gate in a coach.Philip turns to aide and say who the fuck is that aide says 'Queen of Tonga' duke says 'who's that sitting next to her' aide says 'her lunch?' |
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