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I saw this news item yesterday that said 30% of woman on Facebook use another more attractive friend's image on their account and pass it off as their own. I thought some suggestions on how to spot a fake might be fun.

1. She's giving you the time of day despite the fact you look like your face has rung a few bells in Notre Dame.


please add some more all you funny people

2. She says she's still a virgin, but you can see the stretchmarks (and the nursing bra is a dead giveaway).

3. She tells you it's a recent picture, but there's a Vote Ronald Reagan in '84 sign in the background.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

3. She tells you it's a recent picture, but there's a Vote Ronald Reagan in '84 sign in the background.

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lol top marks

She's on Facebook.

you can tell her teeth aren't perfect because the correction white-out tube is still on the table next to the can of Raid.

It's a fair cop...

It's me...

I'll come quietly...

Your email says you are idle - it must know something

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She's on Facebook.

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lol I have a facebook account,

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Quote: Lynton

Your email says you are idle - it must know something

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Hey Jude...

Are you obscure?

Are you soft or Hardy?

Melon or McCartney?

Don't answer.

I just don't care.

Regards

Skoob.

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2. She says she's still a virgin, but you can see the stretchmarks (and the nursing bra is a dead giveaway).

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...she gave you her number, but it begins with 1-900 and your phone bill last month was $1500.....

When you sneeze and need a tissue, she reaches inside her bra to grab you one.

It was a Facebook profile I created?

They're all fake.

But for a good reason.

Honestly.

Iain

How did AKA Colonel Juan end up on my profile and how do I take it off?

Jude don't worry sometimes funny things happen on the way to the forum

there are odd people around

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Quote: Jude

How did AKA Colonel Juan end up on my profile and how do I take it off?

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just say no, and then douche to be safe!

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Quote: Lynton

Jude don't worry sometimes funny things happen on the way to the forum

there are odd people around

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Ok well I tried changing image and that didn't work so I guess I will leave it for now but I am slightly pissed off some one on here has hacked my account and annoyed me on my Sunday morning off,

Liked the spoof a lot lynton, my boy's are 10 and 12, they still think I know everything I think I may have just got a taste of the future...oh dear

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I am slightly fucking pissed off some wanker on here has hacked my account and annoyed me on my Sunday morning off,

Liked the spoof a lot lynton, my boy's are 10 and 12, they still think I know everything I think I may have just got a taste of the future...oh dear

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I didn't know lady vicars had Sundays off! And be careful of your language in fron of the boys and whatever you do don't let them see your passwords and keep them safe. Passwords and little boys - it's like trying to hide christmas presents.

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Quote: Lynton

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I am slightly fucking pissed off some wanker on here has hacked my account and annoyed me on my Sunday morning off,

Liked the spoof a lot lynton, my boy's are 10 and 12, they still think I know everything I think I may have just got a taste of the future...oh dear

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I didn't know lady vicars had Sundays off! And be careful of your language in fron of the boys and whatever you do don't let them see your passwords and keep them safe. Passwords and little boys - it's like trying to hide christmas presents.

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My future mother in-law is a Vicar, she adores me even though I'm an atheist, I only ever swear in type but find it entirely satisfying, all passwords locked away in my head but clearly I need to make one for this site more complicated as I never thought hacking would be an issue when I chose it.

I thought it was the Lord Mark who had control of the tags under our names...

I've got kind of used to the "Gentle with me" line.

I'd prefer "Funny occasionally" instead though.

Although...Is once every 12billion attempts classed as 'Occasionally'?

Iain

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Quote: IainB

I thought it was the Lord Mark who had control of the tags under our names...

I've got kind of used to the "Gentle with me" line.

I'd prefer "Funny occasionally" instead though.

Although...Is once every 12billion attempts classed as 'Occasionally'?

Iain

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Oh really?

Well I'll be asking Lord Mark then, makes me look a right faker but thanks for clearing it up for me I think you should be the answer man from now on

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Quote: Lynton

Jude don't worry sometimes funny things happen on the way to the forum

there are odd people around

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That's a great read Lynton. Fascinating and intense.

I thought a dipthong was a skimpy swimming costume!

"Yes, germs and disease, a speciality of mine and with which I spent a career locked in combat."

That makes you sound a bit like Culverton Smith, from The Adventure of the Dying Detective.

(these remarks are purely humorous, and should not be mistaken for the activity of a troll!)

Lynton - I won't be around to sweet talk you as I'm too busy reading your...

The spoof forum trolls' error - hard shit assholes, you picked on the wrong person

What a great insight into your life... I read with interest.

It's so good, I'll put a link to it on my blog... still reading...

Particularly loved...

In fact the wife calls these his 'Bob Marley's'. They are the sort of appendage that although essentially benign are of such a nature that only a kindly female proprietor with a soft spot for cats and a heart of gold could patiently and regularly remove without complaint and then what's more carefully coiffe such a rear end until it resembles a hairy pencil sharpener.

LOL

Very good writing, brill. You Spoofers really are VERY angry.