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victor nicholas
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Posted: 20 Mar 10 03:07
As my memory serves me . . .

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 20 Mar 10 03:11
Mine too.............

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 20 Mar 10 03:16
As I leave this thread, I must conclude:

"It was a most unnatractive interlude"

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 20 Mar 10 04:27
Please don't call me 'unattractive' or even 'an interlude' because you don't even KNOW me.

Lynton
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Posted: 20 Mar 10 09:59 - Edited By: Lynton, 20 Mar 10 09:59
You make great chocolates and you live in Belgium and you wear a peurple when you wear anything at all - I have my sources

Matar of the World
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Posted: 20 Mar 10 10:01

Quote: Lady Godiva

Please don't call me 'unattractive' or even 'an interlude' because you don't even KNOW me.


I think the Doc meant to say 'Internude' as you are dressed appropriately for such a word - but clearly not unattractive just blue

Matar of the World
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Posted: 20 Mar 10 10:02
peurple?

Bargis Tryhol
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Posted: 20 Mar 10 11:04
....it was a peculiar Quualude!

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 20 Mar 10 12:11
Peurple is the 'posh' way of pronoucing 'purple' or as townies in Middlesbrough pronounce it 'pear-pl'

I just love to 'educate'.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 20 Mar 10 14:15
People don't have the time for "interludes" anymore.

A satisfying word.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 20 Mar 10 14:40 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 20 Mar 10 14:40

Quote: victor nicholas

People don't have the time for "interludes" anymore.

A satisfying word.


Of course. And a suitable film would enhance the tranquility of the interlude:

someone using a potter's wheel;
a field full of grazing beasts;
mountains eroding over the aeons (that would be a long interlude, unsuitable for beginners, only appropriate for experienced interluders)

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 20 Mar 10 14:47 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 20 Mar 10 14:48
Thanks for this, Victor.
I saw a pheasant today. It was beeeee-ooootiful. I hope it had a lovely day.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 20 Mar 10 14:57

Quote: Jesus Budda

Thanks for this, Victor.
I saw a pheasant today. It was beeeee-ooootiful. I hope it had a lovely day.


I'm not the pheasant-plucker, I'm the pheasant-plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.

(Sarah, Sarah, sitting in the shoe shine shop
all day long she sits and shines
all day long she shines and sits
Sarah, Sarah, sitting in the shoe shine shop)

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 20 Mar 10 14:59
Yes yes, Erskin. Those tongue twisters gave me endless hours of fun as a young laddy boy. Thanks for that.
Peaceful. Calm. Nice.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 20 Mar 10 15:02
Not sure about interludes.

But I've had some episodes.

So they tell me...

Regards

Skoob.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 20 Mar 10 17:50

Quote: Skoob1999

Not sure about interludes.

But I've had some episodes.

So they tell me...

Regards

Skoob.


No, Skoob.... those were quaaludes that you had.

Lynton
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Posted: 21 Mar 10 00:27
Jman For some reason I find this thread sounds rather "chewy"



Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Skoob1999

Not sure about interludes.

But I've had some episodes.

So they tell me...

Regards

Skoob.


No, Skoob.... those were quaaludes that you had.


Jaggedone
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Posted: 21 Mar 10 11:20
I love this nude Avatar hanging on the tree, yummy

victor nicholas
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Posted: 21 Mar 10 18:43
They say she plays the forbidden flute.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 22 Mar 10 08:22

Quote: victor nicholas

They say she plays the forbidden flute.


SHE CAN PLAY MINE, I'M OPEN FOR FLUTING ANYTIME

IainB
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Posted: 22 Mar 10 12:12 - Edited By: IainB, 22 Mar 10 12:12
I don't have any inters between my ludes. I'm merely lude all the time. At least, I think that's the spelling.

The closest I came to an interlude was in 1996 when one of my ludes was ending, and there didn't appear to be another lude coming any time soon. Fortunately, fortune favoured me, and provided me with an extension to my current lude, taking me nicely into a new one when that had finished.

I've had one extralude, before I started having ludes, and I expect another one after I've finished all my ludes.

Iain

Jaggedone
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Posted: 22 Mar 10 17:24
ludicrous

Matar of the World
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Posted: 22 Mar 10 18:36
jaggedsomethingorother

LEWD

Jaggedone
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Posted: 22 Mar 10 20:38

Quote: Matar of the World

jaggedsomethingorother

LEWD


caught me in the act, damn cameras


 
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