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The little voice in my head said that if you write down all the bastards you can think of they will then die.
It has to be the person's full name and not just a generalised group of bastards, such as 'bankers' or 'postmen'.

I'm not sure if it works or not but I'm willing to give it a go (the little voice has assured me it might just work)

Feel free to give it a go too.

I will add my first bastard:
Michael Caine. I hope he fucking dies. I think he's a prick.

Pierce Morgan. Dickhead.

Sharon Osborne. Bitter bitch. Hope she dies.

Robert Downey Jnr. Smug bastard. Hope he dies.

Morrisey. Shithead.

Noel Gallagher.

Richard from Richard & Judy. Knobhead.

F**** M*****y. I fucking hated you at school and you were an ugly prick. I hope you are dead now.

P****** M*******. The most evil fucking teacher I ever had as a kid. Sneaky, fucking bitch. I know you told tales on the kids to other teachers. Cunt.

J*** G******. i wnet to school with you. You could barely speak what with that lisp you had. you acted retarded. I protected you from getting the shit kicked out of you countless times...and what thanks did I get? Nothin'. Bastard.

D***** L*****. You looked like a fucking teddy bear and you were into Madness. 'Nuff said. Bastard.

D***** C******. Dangerous bastard. I had you down as a murderer and I will yet be proved right. And you are mongroloid.

D**** R*****. A greedy, baldy bastard. I'm sure your mother hates you too.

D**** S***. I know you stole my Star Wars pencil top, you bastard.

R***** C******. You'll turn out like the rest of your family and shit in someones kitchen. Bastard.

P**** G********. The same for you.

JB....If all these people die, who will you have slimy sex with?

You shouldn't listen to those voices - they're not really there

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D**** S***. I know you stole my Star Wars pencil top, you bastard.

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That sucks.

Oh My Dog! I didn't realize you were suffering so much. I've just found these pages. Poor wee soul. (And my avatar is STILL lost in cyberspace).

JB, those people don't die, they just come and bother you whilst you are asleep. They appear as guest stars in your dreams, often doing things to you that you don't enjoy, such as chasing or scaring you. You don't know why you are running away or why you are scared, but you are.

You should desist from this practice now, and if you really do hate these people, you should go around to their houses and kill them instead.

Ah the little simian scamp is back after his hop over to six mile island

Oh dear! J.B. you DO sound slightly miffed. Do you have someone 'real' you can talk to? Nasty lot of bastards you grew up with. No wonder you turned out the way you did.

It's not your fault. Take up squash and beat the dickens out of that ball. Worked for me when I was fit enough to run around a squash court. Just get some little photos of the bastards and glue them onto your balls.

Give it a try and let me know how it works out dear.

Oh, my avatar is in hiding. It's not used to JB attacking all his fellow spoofers, masquerading as friends and acquaintances he never had. Can I be your friend JB? Can I soothe your sad ass brow for you and calm you down with my subo serenades?

We can listen to "Cry me a River" together? You cry I'll supply the hankies.


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you are not alone

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Oh, my avatar is in hiding. It's not used to JB attacking all his fellow spoofers, masquerading as friends and acquaintances he never had. Can I be your friend JB? Can I soothe your sad ass brow for you and calm you down with my subo serenades?

We can listen to "Cry me a River" together? You cry I'll supply the hankies.


xxx

you are not alone

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please don't attempt to understand or be friends with JB just accept him the way he is otherwise he'll ejaculate over you, Hannibal Lector, and dinner for one, alias JO

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Quote: Nae mair crap

Oh, my avatar is in hiding. It's not used to JB attacking all his fellow spoofers, masquerading as friends and acquaintances he never had. Can I be your friend JB? Can I soothe your sad ass brow for you and calm you down with my subo serenades?

We can listen to "Cry me a River" together? You cry I'll supply the hankies.


xxx

you are not alone

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please don't attempt to understand or be friends with JB just accept him the way he is otherwise he'll ejaculate over you, Hannibal Lector, and dinner for one, alias JO

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Do you still do that speech about seagulls? maybe too old for a drop dead gorgeous drop kick?

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Ah the little simian scamp is back after his hop over to six mile island

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Nah, I had to pop to Cambodia last weekend for a Visa Run. Every 90 days.

It gets me out of the house.

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Quote: Lynton

Ah the little simian scamp is back after his hop over to six mile island

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Nah, I had to pop to Cambodia last weekend for a Visa Run. Every 90 days.

It gets me out of the house.

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Don't they issue credit cards in Thailand?

What's with the seagulls?

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What's with the seagulls?

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One of Mon Dieu's infamous quotes, leading the paparazzi up Le Jardin in answer too the other question, non, merde!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Lady Godiva

What's with the seagulls?

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One of Mon Dieu's infamous quotes, leading the paparazzi up Le Jardin in answer too the other question, non, merde!

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It seems that 99% of Sky political news is either
Labour Bastards or Tory Bastards anyone voting for any of these Bastards must also be a Bastard as well.

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Quote: SPECTRUM

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Lady Godiva

What's with the seagulls?

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One of Mon Dieu's infamous quotes, leading the paparazzi up Le Jardin in answer too the other question, non, merde!

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It seems that 99% of Sky political news is either
Labour Bastards or Tory Bastards anyone voting for any of these Bastards must also be a Bastard as well.

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Spec, we agree heartily on those prickling points!

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Quote: Monkey Woods

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Quote: Lynton

Ah the little simian scamp is back after his hop over to six mile island

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Nah, I had to pop to Cambodia last weekend for a Visa Run. Every 90 days.

It gets me out of the house.

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I'm just a Saint passing through, but maybe you should visit Singapore. Or maybe you already have?

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Quote: Monkey Woods

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Quote: Lynton

Ah the little simian scamp is back after his hop over to six mile island

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Nah, I had to pop to Cambodia last weekend for a Visa Run. Every 90 days.

It gets me out of the house.

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I'm just a Saint passing through, but maybe you should visit Singapore. Or maybe you already have?

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Passing through perhaps - but no saint, Pat.

If you go to singapore Pat you'd better not importune any youngsters there they give you life for dropping chewing gum in the streets

Cambodia is quicker - there and back in time for lunch at the Queen Vic.

Anybody watching The Cheltenham Festival on channel 4.
That McCririck is a cheeky arrogant BASTARD he started moaning about some guy looking at the odds on a betting board just cause he could not get his fat arse in to see the odds.
I met McCririck a few years ago at York races he really is a real BASTARD.